Maipipi IsraeliHad
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First Things first: if u were expecting mommy milker lady to be the main villain...boy do I have a spoiler for you x.x

Graphics:
Beautiful, photorealistic graphics, I highly recommend you use a 3080 or 90 (I'm a 3080 user) if u can get your hands on a decent one (AKA not that ZOTAC poop). The game for some reason at times tried to show me a slideshow of Ethan shooting lycans, but the fix was easy (turning off raytracing, I know, it hurts, but the game still looks almost as beautiful, like 99.6% if what it was). Either way, you can't exactly experience jiggle physics, but you can still get choked by the beautiful Alcina Dimitrescu (said "Dimetrece") and her "daughters" who look pretty fly.

Controls:
The controls are just about the same as any other FPS out there, and relatively similar to those of RE7. At times, when prompted to grab items from the floor, I would usually spam my F key with the same frustration as I did in my first rocket league match (pls dont judge). The controls are unresponsive at times, even when attempting to shoot lycans or the moroaica my gun wouldn't fire. However I'd rather blame it on my mouse than on the game itself. The only real criticism I got here is that the buttons you press to open the map, inventory and books/readables are all different keys, and each one of these sections is, therefore, separate from one another, which I found quite annoying, mostly when I was being chased by the creatures in Castle Dimitrescu.

Gameplay:
Very straightforward: Aim(if head)+Shoot= Very good;
Aim(if body)+Shoot(if early in the game)= Good
Loot Room(if red)+Drank coffee before playing= Profit
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Aim+shoot=Ammo waste; therefore: Very good or good= ammo waste
Notice: Ammo is not really a problem, I just wanted to make it a bit more logical.
There are a lot of interesting mechanics I do not want to spoil as they came as a bit of a surprise for me, but always check your surroundings for items, as every single building has its own short story or something to learn with. Gun are smooth to use, well animated, with interesting attachments that improve them in some capacity. There are not as many instances in which you feel like going on a wild goose chase, but the ones that are can prove themselves as tedious as they are profitable from. These usually end up with you getting some sort of treasure or useful item for you to sell to the Duke (whose innability to call me a stranger was rather surprising, much like the time he asked me what I was buying).

Story:
I don't want to touch this point for too long, as I intend to keep this as spoiler-free as possible, but here it goes:
1. Rosemary is the baby
2. Not everything is what it seems, also mommy milkers
3. Trust no-one, not even the windows (I'm looking at you Mr. Gates)
4. Ethan is a billy-badass and nothing stops him
5. Oral hygiene is extremely important, mostly when you eat processed sugars and/or human flesh
6. Acquire 1st MacGuffin because yellow is shiny
7. Acquire the other 2 MacGuffins in order to meet the coolest gay mehcanic around
8. what
9. Number 8 but Redfield
10. Number 8 but Canon
11. Number 8 but Ethan
12. GIVE ME FREE DLC OR A SEQUEL DANGIT
13. Be surprised

Veredict:
The game is pretty good, I feel as if it should've been released with a launch day patch along with a few tweaks (visual bugs, here and there, nothing much, plus the "pick up item" problem. Some of the main characters and baddies, I felt, had no real drive to do what they were doing, but by the time you finish the game, all is revealed, along with a few hints here and there. I feel as if it has some of the essence Resi4 had not exactly because of the village in which you start in but also the playstyle you use and how the environment surrounding you makes you feel. In this sense I think Capcom might be on the right track towards mantaining a quality franchise (unlike the resi3 remake, 6 and perhaps 5). They might've not made the most likeable main character out of Ethan, but he's relatable in the way that he feels towards the "one bad day away" perspective. He breaks down sometimes, feels helpless, at times he even quips to lighten up the mood in his own way. He believes he lived his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ momments back in Louisiana, and it shows. You feel invested in the plot, although the whole MacGuffin thing... I found it a bit forced, and ultimately confusing as I yet have no real idea why we recovered them, except for the fact that... well... not gonna say it lmao. Also, more games should use the same method for exposition as this game and the previous do, it's just so well crafted, the way documents can just give you random hints and information about the plot.
You should totally play the game, even more if you like wearing a diaper for 1 hour and then another for the remainder of the game as you tell yourself you're a big boy now. I think most Resi fans will enjoy it, I know I did and have fun!

Edit: As the year comes to an end and this game has been out for a while, I feel as if some new content should be out by now, knowing the price you pay for the game you would expect so. I'm not at all disappointed, it's my personal game of the year! I just think the devs could lend us a hand with some story driven DLC or something of the sort.
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Don't Look Down 2019年12月22日 16時08分 
:D
Maipipi IsraeliHad 2017年4月9日 16時01分 
tnx bruh
eevooq 2017年4月9日 15時40分 
nice aimboting
Maipipi IsraeliHad 2016年7月22日 14時56分 
yeass wee doo siree XD
✞Mithra✞ 2016年7月22日 14時53分 
xDD dude we need to record again
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