As a man of culture, I regularly take part in the natural act of masturbation. For you non-scholars, I am saying that I regularly spank the ♥♥♥♥ out of my meat to anime babes and / or cat girls. In accordance with the Geneva Convention article 4A paragraph 6, I exclusively use oil based lubricants (such as Vaseline or WD-40). After years of applying this buttery concoction to my 3 inch destroyer, enough has permanently absorbed into the skin of my ♥♥♥♥ and balls to the point that water is actually repelled when applied. Yes, my ♥♥♥♥ can now act as a flotation device in case of emergency water landings. Take that libtards.

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