Recent reviews by Old Ramon

Another failed, Souls-like game with a world of potential.

That controls are sluggish and unresponsive. They don't feel anywhere near as "tight" as it should for a game that absolutely demands precision on your inputs. This makes the already one-dimensional combat more "frustrating" than just the usual "boring" it is by default. Sometimes it works, most times it's just exhausting. Thankfully, once you realize that your better off just running through the empty worlds they've created and beeline towards all the bosses only, the game gets to be a bit more enjoyable. Clearly all the attention and care from these devs were put into making the bosses and designs as cool as possible-which they are. It just sucks that everything surrounding them (I.E. the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game part of this game) mostly sucks.

Play this on Youtube or Twitch; Save the 60 burgers and spend it on something else.

Fall 2 feet, break all ankles, fire 7 flares at wolves, they attack anyway, shoot them in the head (they don't care) freeze to death. That'll be 30 dollars plus tip woof woof.

Cool bosses including one that has a moveset that attacks your computers performance. Totally based, not cringe at all.

I absolutely recommend you don't buy this ♥♥♥♥. Thumbs up.

Could have been fun. Except the combat in this game is so awful that every cave, or where all the tension and intrigue from exploration should be coming from, devolves into the same experience. You sprint past a million, stupid janky enemies who hit way too hard in the dark while you desperately scramble to pick up key items or valuables. Bad follow-up to a really fun game. Consider playing Minecraft intead.

I've been punching trees for wood for over 15 years now. Thanks for ruining gaming, Notch.

I should have listened to all the reviews. I thought it would be worth it, even on sale.

Nope. Just infinitely respawning, gimmick fights and enemies who are trivially overpowered. None of the base game gave me as much trouble as some of the basic enemy types do in this DLC.

Just stay away. Steeltown was fine. This belongs in the garbage.

Go study frame data against chinese autists in the labratory for thousands of hours for the chance to maybe have fun. No thanks. I'll just kill myself instead. Game SUCKS

Gameplay is repetitive, bugs are gamebreaking and plentiful. The fun dialogue, references, and environments can't save the fact that the game part of the game is frustrating and dated. First one holds up better I'm afraid to say.

Yeah it's perfect. Don't even care about the frame drops or stuttering that currently plagues the PC port of this game.

wahh I want my Battlefield full price video game to work at launch wahhhh