บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย Old Ramon

Insanely fun game

If Rocket League is Jimmy Neturon, this garbage is Figgy Newton. Play this on Tik Tok while scrolling for 3 minutes on the toilet instead of spending money on it like the regarded f slur I am.

Yeah, I'm thinking it's based

Runs like ♥♥♥♥, looks like ♥♥♥♥, plays like ♥♥♥♥. You can't even get called a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by 12 year olds like the good old days. Just typing the word "♥♥♥" will get you banned from the text chat (a feature that NOBODY even uses). Why does Call of Duty even exist in the current year?

It has a lot of gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but it's still perfect.

Another failed, Souls-like game with a world of potential.

That controls are sluggish and unresponsive. They don't feel anywhere near as "tight" as it should for a game that absolutely demands precision on your inputs. This makes the already one-dimensional combat more "frustrating" than just the usual "boring" it is by default. Sometimes it works, most times it's just exhausting. Thankfully, once you realize that your better off just running through the empty worlds they've created and beeline towards all the bosses only, the game gets to be a bit more enjoyable. Clearly all the attention and care from these devs were put into making the bosses and designs as cool as possible-which they are. It just sucks that everything surrounding them (I.E. the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game part of this game) mostly sucks.

Play this on Youtube or Twitch; Save the 60 burgers and spend it on something else.

Fall 2 feet, break all ankles, fire 7 flares at wolves, they attack anyway, shoot them in the head (they don't care) freeze to death. That'll be 30 dollars plus tip woof woof.

Cool bosses including one that has a moveset that attacks your computers performance. Totally based, not cringe at all.

I absolutely recommend you don't buy this ♥♥♥♥. Thumbs up.

Could have been fun. Except the combat in this game is so awful that every cave, or where all the tension and intrigue from exploration should be coming from, devolves into the same experience. You sprint past a million, stupid janky enemies who hit way too hard in the dark while you desperately scramble to pick up key items or valuables. Bad follow-up to a really fun game. Consider playing Minecraft intead.

I've been punching trees for wood for over 15 years now. Thanks for ruining gaming, Notch.