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It's pronounced "Ray-Len"
Is that the black Santa Claus? (Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!)
I want a Super Nintendo ... yeah, Sega Genesis, yeah
Street Fighter 2, all these games...
[Mommy! Is that the black Santa Claus?
That is the black Santa Claus! Mommee! Mommee! Mommee!]

It's 12.30 AM, Christmas Eve
I'm out with the gangstas and thieves
Celebratin', postin' up with eggnog [head up up] in my cup
[Put Rudolph and Moses] lil' bang-bangin' and coastin'
Down the block but be careful for the heart, because it's posted'
Some stay to this day that Christmas ain't nothing but another day
But, out of respect, I gotta give the Lord his day
Tell me, tell me, where do the homies and bums got to sleep? {Nowhere}
Where do hungry and the needy-greedy's got to eat? {But who cares?}
Life is so crucial and cold, [it's worse] for the children
In this world they hopes and dreams can't afford
The young and old churches and spiritual dreams, seasonal things
Heard throughout the ghetto reaches gangstas and dope-fiends, huh
Cause those who ain't able get it now can finally get it
Cause the ghetto Santa Claus has sprinkled the hood and now we ballin'
Livin' to a new year of better thangs
Celebrate it with some Champagne, ha ha, check it ...

Santa Claus ... is coming straight to the ghetto ...

Now on the first day of Christmas, my homeboy gave to me
A sack of the krazy glue and told me to smoke it up slowly
Now on the second day of Christmas, my homeboy gave to me
A fifth of Hendog and told me to take my mind off that weed
Now by the third day of Christmas, my big homeboy gave to me
A whole lot of everything, and it wasn't nuthin' but game to me

Back then, you woke up to the sound of "I Saw Mama Kissing Santa"
Made you remenisce on the old fashion Christmas days
Gifts, miss a fat man jolly with joy
Down ya chimney with toys for lil' girls and boys
Pumped up, I jumped up before the sun peeped in
And hoped to catch a Santa Claus creepin' down my hall
Ran to the window, put my eyes to the sky
To see if I could see the sleigh that parlayed and pushed a fat guy
I sigh, ain't no sign, but everything under this tree in my house is mine
My bike, that, and this plastic nine'll do fine till next year come
I try to see the same thing, they got us brain washed dumb
And when you find, it ain't no Santa, Christmas still mean a lot
Cause it's the time to get together and give all you got
You got food, good moods, and what's better than together with your people
When wishers give a toast by the tree, it's Merry Christmas

Santa Claus ... is coming straight to the ghetto ...

(Don't get too close because you might get shot ...
Welcome to the ghetto ...)
Santa Claus on the ceiling, Jack Frost chillin'
Pinch the Grinch for being a holiday villain
Season's greetings, all the proceedings
Are brought to you by the church house where we'll be eatin'
Chestnuts roastin' on an open fire
Singin' my jingle, where is Kris Kringle
I didn't pop, I ain't even shouted
I even stayed in the house, where the homies tried to sneak me out
And all I want for Christmas is my 6-4 Chevrolet
And a granddaughter for her grandmother Beverly
Ain't that somethin'? Nah, ain't that nothin'
How it's Christmas time and my rhyme's steady bumpin'
Everybody happy, hair still nappy
Gonna steal a gift for my old grandpappy
Catch me giving out turkeys at the church-house
Don't try to work me, just stand in the line and everything gon' be fine
Holla at ya folks, boy, it's goin' down
Ain't no help from no elves, just Tha Dogg Pound
And we passin' out gifts, blazin' up spliffs
Christmas on the Row, can you dig it? {can you dig it}

Santa Claus ... is coming straight to the ghetto ...

Christmas Eve, by the leaves, every 6 with the year
Girls and boys full off joy with the season cheer
Smell the sky, hella pies and cakes gettin' baked
To be ate after everything gone off your plate
But wait, not tonight it's straight beans and rice
On the table, are we able to proceed tonight?
I wonder what the morn's bringin' so it's hard to doze off
Three 'o clock in my socks I crack the dope song
Hopin' when I open the door I'll see Santa
Now who the hell is this in this blue bandana
Messin' with the boxes that's up under the three
Look like Santa Claus been crossed to a woman to me
Now I'm comin' to see, the whole picture gettin' clearer
How we have messed; I says best get nearer
Mirror, mirror, please, it's seemed I've be deceived
And thank the same trick for the gifts I receive
So I creep back, and act like I ain't even peeped it
This'll be me and Mom's private secret

Santa Claus ... is coming straight to the ghetto ...
Santa Claus ... is coming straight to the ghetto ...
Santa Claus ... is coming straight to the ghetto ...
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Ever since I got Banished, I've looked over the Community Hub a lot. I've read threads, looked at other peoples screenshots, reading a few guides. That sort of thing. However, the most common thing I've seen over my months of gameplay are things like 'My t
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2,060 Hours played
I have a lot of wonderful memories stored within the now 2,000 hours of playtime and have met a lot of friends over the years that I wouldn't trade for anything. Being such a Star Trek fan and also having such fond memories tied with this game, it's hard to come to the only reasonable recommendation that any self-respecting game enthusiast could give Star Trek Online.

As a Star Trek fan, you'll find that this game is the singular best form of interactive Trek media out there (as of 2020 at least). If you truly appreciate the source material and can understand and accept this non-canon take on post-Picard lore, whether it be from roleplaying or simply living and playing in the larger-than-life universe, then you'll find yourself enjoying the experience. Maybe.

As a game fan, you'll find that this game is sorely lacking in many regards. The ground combat is arguably the worst feature of the game, which is one of its biggest flaws. It should be one of its greatest strengths, but it's not. And you'll find that running theme quite common when you evaluate this game as a whole.

The space combat (the flip-side of the ground combat coin) is this game's saving grace. This game wouldn't be on anyone's radar if it wouldn't be for that. As per your typical MMO, the gear-grind and building your perfect build is one of its biggest draws. It's fun, what more is there to say? But much like everything else about this game, there's a dark side to ever good aspect of it.

This Free to Play MMO suffers from the infamous Pay to Win plague more than any other game that I've had the privilege of experiencing. Yes, it's possible to save up your in-game currencies and grind it out so you don't pay a cent (which a surprising number of people do). But it's not a realistic expectation and nobody should walk into a game having that thrust upon them. If you care about wanting a top tier quality build to be proud of and have fun with, then you'll be disappointed to know some of the best items in the game will force you to spend potentially hundreds of real life dollars to obtain.

There's not much more to say about this game that you can't find somewhere else. The bottom line is this: I can't recommend this game. Yes, I'll still be playing this game. But every time a friend asks what I'm playing and if it's good, I can't with good conscious recommend they install it and give it a whirl. If you're a Star Trek fan? Maybe. Give it a shot. It's free, after all.

But if you are a game fan then there are so many other objectively better options out there. My personal enjoyment of this game is biased and completely subjective, and I don't want that to conflate with an objective recommendation.

But who knows. It's free. And if you're still quarantined then you've got plenty of time on your hands to see for yourself.
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Majordomo 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:00am 
Greetings, I added you because I like your reviews ;)
Baja Blast 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29am 
connor is pretty good, except they need to work on rotation, ball control, game sense, touches, communication, flip resets, dribbles, musty flicks, air dribbles, double taps, aerials, defense, demos and being able to hit the ball
Rik 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20pm 
connor is pretty good, except they need to work on rotation, ball control, game sense, touches, communication, flip resets, dribbles, musty flicks, air dribbles, double taps, aerials, defense, demos and being able to hit the ball
chakada 27 Jul, 2021 @ 10:56pm 
+rep good at grapple knife
Baja Blast 29 Mar, 2021 @ 5:21pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest catgirls you know...
If you get back 5 .. . you will grow nekoears
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Baja Blast 6 Feb, 2021 @ 7:01pm 
-rep, racist in games