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Certified Chains main. The factory must grow.

Spawn More Enemies [modworkshop.net] is fun, especially on heists like No Mercy.

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Disclaimer: My guides will remain outdated for the foreseeable future. Please take this into account if you are referring to them for newer information. (Notice added circa. April 2022)

I have written several Steam guides for PAYDAY 2. My guides are always written in the style of a Wikipedia article, that being encyclopedic, impartial and comprehensive. This style is preferable, as I value dispassionately educating players on the games various elements over demonstrating how to do something using a biased strategy. It also allows the reader to easily refer to any section of the guide for a quick reference. Ultimately, players should learn the game for themselves, rather than being told how to play it.

My guides use the Overkill difficulty as the standard difficulty, therefore you should expect basic security cameras, FBI Heavy Response Units/Maximum Force Responders and everything else pertaining to the Overkill difficulty, unless deemed inappropriate for a given piece of information (e.g. difficulty-specific content).

All of my guides are written in the English language. In the future, I may provide translated versions of my guides in other languages. Fortunately, they feature many images that are, mostly, universally understood and therefore do not require translation.

If one of my guides becomes privated, it is most likely due to it having just received a update. This should resolve itself within a minute. Read the changelog to see what has changed (this may take a few minutes to update).

Everything about Shadow Raid (2019-07-23)
Package Locations in The Ukrainian Prisoner (2021-06-17)
Everything about First World Bank (2021-07-23)
Everything about The Big Bank (progress halted; ~65/100%)
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Toaster-San 6月5日 3時15分 
seals are awesome animals
kalas 6月2日 17時54分 
HI
Seal 5月26日 3時38分 
Hmm?
It's Adam Lazlow 5月22日 6時56分 
Bless this man
да мы гоним это ралли ее а тебе вчера на голову насрали
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