"commie ghosts what dont know theyre dead. hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a lenin face on it"
"them quack doctors can say what they want about all the radscorpion stings that done pierced my skull. i know what I seen."
"i dont trust a man that doesnt have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means hes hiding it from you. if a mans wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know its all laid out there for you. but if hes friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldnt forgive."
"well, says no-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. and thats when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in."
"its ghouls, i tell ya. religious ghouls in rockets looking for a land to call their own. dont you laugh at me. i know a spell thatll make you show your true form. cave rat taught it to me."