🎶 PUTA 💄👄🖕 BOCA 💋, HANGE! Siempre 👁 dejo una 👌 herida abierta en 🐔 mi 👨 mano y voy 🥺 afuera para 🍆
demostrarles a todos 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 que 🙄 tengo autocontrol. Cuando 👀❔ veo perros encerrados por 🍆 muros, me enojo ♥♥♥ 🛂 ellos 💁 por 😩 no 🙅🏻❌ ser 🐝 libres como 🍑 yo 💯. Ya 🙀 no 🚫❌ puedo 🚫 tener 👬 sexo 🍆 ♥♥♥ 🛂 mi 👨 novia sin 😈👹 tener 👬 que 🙄 forzarla a vestirse como 🍑 Mikasa o Historia

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If someone says they are Napoleon, society agrees they are insane. That's a terrible sign of the oppression that Trans-Napoleons, such as myself face on a daily basis.

Every day I try to live my life in accordance with my inner identity as Emperor of the French and Protector of the Rhine Confederations. Every day I am mocked. Children come up to me in the street and yell "You'll never be real emperor!" or "You'll never lead the Grand Annee against the army of Tsar Alexander."

All I want is what other Napoleons have: absolute power over the French Empire and its satellites in Europe, plus a dedicated Corps of Imperial Guards and a palace to live in. But I can't even move into the Palais de Versailles without policemen trying to arrest me. You cis-identitied people get to live in your natural homes, but if I try to move into my home I get arrested.

So have a heart, mes amis. Start working for greater social justice for Trans-Napoleons such as myself. Vive la France, vive I'empereur.

P-please, Kunkka-senpai, I want to be x-marked...!

LOL it's 4th birthday of your steam account :D