Oh nah bro, this guy ALWAYS poops his pants. Like seriously, I’ve never seen someone fumble the bowel game this hard. Last time he was at my house? Bro just straight up left a TRAIL of stinky poop across the floor like he was Hansel and Gretel but instead of breadcrumbs it was PURE FILTH. My dog saw it and started crying. My mom had to evacuate the house. The air turned BROWN. I had to call in a HAZMAT team, and even they said it was beyond their pay grade. This man’s digestive system is an actual WARZONE. Someone get this dude a diaper sponsorship ASAP. 💀

this guy came in my ass

i got a free knife awesome dude

cringe

i hate you

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