Jack Lander
Russian Federation
 
 
Yes, I am Jack Lander. No, my brain capacity was negative a few years ago.If you want an equivalent to burning books in darkest dungeon read comms











"uhh u are rople playing with ur cheater buddy..... u are thge squeaker ok"
-some guy named Bob now nicknamed "DEFORM from the NORM"







Currently Offline
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Somehow I found an actually beautifull moment in this game...
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Crypt of The Necrodancer
In a nutshell you get:
-a free theory about the connection between Bard and his possible name and The Necrodancer;
-An overall enjoyable, fast paced roguelike;
-Several rage inducing enemies and one rage inducing boss;
-2 Characters that deliver pain to the player consistantly;
-1 character which is designed to torture the player test if the player is atleast a demi-god;
-Some really strange lore;
-Cool and colourful boss design;
-Music by Danny Baranowsky! And all remixes are great too! (except Dangaronpa, that one sucks)
-A Merchant who looks like a chineese person and sing like no god can;
-5 types of gear: a standard, a slightly better one, one that allows you to become a literal glass cannon, a slightly overpowered with one specific item (especially with DLC), an overall extremely powerfull one and finally the onr that's special ability is the most useless one



10/5 armor piercing hitpoints and a bonus dead skeleton with a bat shield
(This is how ridiculous Bard could get without the DLC)
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Recent Activity
350 hrs on record
last played on 4 Dec
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last played on 4 Dec
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last played on 4 Dec
Dr. Brer 12 Nov @ 4:16pm 
you wanna play Zero-K?
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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frdm 6 May @ 9:11pm 
play zero-k with me again