Recent reviews by Wok Master Shrimp

Profoundly boring ass over rated game. Like a 6.5/10 weak as ♥♥♥♥ souls entry. Like 7.5 outside that context. Among the top most over rated games of all time.

• Empty trash open world dotted with cookie cutter repeat garbage. Even the unique structures are meh with a few exceptions.
  
  
• Couldn't be paid to give a ♥♥♥♥ about the lore or story even though it spells it out with 10x the clarity of the souls games.
  
  
• Gay big tree is not a good plot hook and the fingers motif is retarded. Dollar store yggdrasil.
  
  
• Characters are just no where near as interesting/compelling as previous games. They all have dumb ass names.
  
  
• Weapons are mediocre by and large. While I appreciate what they tried to do with the ashes system it really just didn't work out well.
  
  
• Changes to attributes scaling and more weapons having int and faith req. is a hard L.
  
  
• Vibes are off hard. Nothing feels as interesting and mysterious as it did in other titles. Sense of grand dying world you are just a pawn in isn't there.
  
  
• Let me solo her is a beta soy loser and should not be uttered in the same sentence as THE LEGEND giant dad. Multiple other souls legends/creators deserved recognition by fromsoft before this idiot.
  
  
• Malenia fight is not that hard, fake hype. Bum ass character and a loser that spreads her stank everywhere.
  
  
• ♥♥♥♥ that dumb blue ♥♥♥♥♥ ranni and her army of simps. ♥♥♥♥ the dumb foot fetish cult leader rennala.
  
  
• Multiple ♥♥♥♥♥ tier easy mode options like spirits to trivialize the game. Game "journalist" skill level helper ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

They basically took dark souls and made it for npc redditor cucks.

Haven't played it yet but just from clips good chance Black Myth: Wukong moggs L-den ring.

• +Free beginner friendly easy rhythm game
  
• -story panels and dialogue are pretty cringe "wah im a confused depressed ding dong who messes up and is late" so just skip
  
• +most tracks be jammin
  
• +still being developed so more content and side project to upcoming game
  
• +custom mapping is a thing already (havent tried yet)

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Anger man shoot demon

kill monster with a catto frend amd u get aLOt of weapons

Game goes on free weekend like two years ago

me and friends try stay up late with it

I play Dwarf and roleplay by only fighting to get gold and constantly yelling "GIMME THE GOOOOOOOOLD" in accent

am weak because of this messing around

friend tries to fight with craft I have low stats

i need to role a 6 and he needs to role a 1, we do

he rerolls and gets 1 again

he salty and leaves.txt

make a series of ~25 turns only going for gold still roleplaying and making god roles

become most powerful over time

make it to crown and win game rich af

Gold/10 would Dwarf again

Don't read my review ♥♥♥♥ off.

Playing game for a bit pretty fun like it.

Hmm lemme optimize my farming.jpg

looks up list of most profitable crop.

spends each day of Autumn desperatly trying to water all of the 10,000,000 cranberries I planted.

has to stay up till two each day and can do nothing else all season.

end of Autumn im absurdly rich and I have carpal tunnel

cranberries/10

This game is ight. Pretty much just play with a friend cracking jokes on whats going on in the game every 3 seconds like those crusty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. #ResidentMemer

Got any spare Dosh???

I hate you if you don't at least try this masterpiece. Even though they have like 5 voice actors and the leveling system sucks I still put in a couple hundred hours on console with no dlc and loved every minute, even though like 86,000 quest lines got broken. Also High elf focusing on blunt weapons with like a million in acrobatics so he jumps 300 feet is best class don't even try to tell me otherwise.