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Merko Beanus
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Bob Ross so much, I had all the paintings and merchandise.
>I pray to Bob Ross every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
>"Bob Ross is love" I say; "Bob Ross is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a liberal arts major
>I know he was just jealous of my efficent painting methods
>I call him a tryhard
>He slaps me with his brush and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Bob Ross
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my canvas."
>He grabs me with his powerful painting hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my canvas for Bob
>He penetrates my paint thinner
>It hurts so much but I do it for Bob
>I can feel my canvas tearing as I yell “RUINED”
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bob
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my paint with his titanium hwite
>My dad walks in
>Bob Ross looks him straight in the eyes and says "No mistakes, only happy accidents."
>Bob Ross leaves through my window
>Bob Ross is love. Bob Ross is life.
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distort 25 Dec, 2017 @ 9:39am 
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distort 19 Apr, 2017 @ 11:17am 
Oh my god your hot, whens the last time you got a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Cause i wanna bring it to you, thats right, all 3 inches. Ya, im gonna do you from behind and im gonna look at your bootyhole, and your your gonna be like "Don't look at my booty hole, thats where i poop from!" And im gonna be like "Shut up ♥♥♥♥♥!" And your gonna be like "ok sir, please slap my titties." And im gonna reach around and be like "slap slap slap." And you'll be like "That kind hurts a bit, but ok." Then i'll pull out and blast a load on your chest like a shotgun. Your gonna be walking bowlegged, like you have to poop, for a week. And people will see you and be like. "Wow, she must need to poop." You poop right? Of course you do, God thats hot, i think i just came a little. God Im so hungry and scared. God your banging, i would spread your cheeks and eat beans and rice outta them. BEANS AND RICE BABY! I would bounce my ♥♥♥♥ from your bootyhole to your vagin, like a pinball machine. DING DING DING!
Inferno | M.D.F 16 Feb, 2017 @ 9:47am 
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Inferno | M.D.F 25 Jun, 2016 @ 9:40am 
Hello my beautiful princess

I saw your profile and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.

Hope to hear from you soon.