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I live next to this girl irl, and God bless my soul, every full moon she just starts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ howling and barking at the moon. She just HAS to do it at the top of her lungs too, in the middle of the damn neighborhood, with her window open. I mean, this girl is a real freak. She's not normal. But does she really have to do this every like two weeks?
I get woken up in the middle of the night thinking there's a coyote outside my house when it's just this milk drinking flip flop wielding moss eating basement camper. I asked her about it recently, and all she had to say was "I'M JUST LETTING OUT MY INNER WOLF? WHY ARE YOU SHAMING ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". Like what the ♥♥♥♥? Your inner wolf? Do you think you're special? Well, you certainly are, but not in the way you think. I wish this woman could get evicted.

Thank you for being one of my greatest friends, there is no one else like you in the world! You deserve all the love a million times over ✨

Mew

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