+rep eats ass

DO YOU EAT ASS

Hello, soldier. Or should I say, ex-soldier? Heh heh, yeah, I know you've been kicked off the force! Welcome to the Expendables! Or, atleast, that's what I WOULD say if you were actually on the team. ^_^ If you want to be with us, you need to go on a mission. Alone. If you don't, well, we'll cut you up into splode dog treats, so if I were you, I wouldn't make any wrong moves or chicken out! A man named Mr. Church has an assignment for you anyway. He needs you to track down a drug smuggler. We've found a secret entrance for you to go through. Kill all of the guards, then make your way to the Mansion. Blow that mothersplode skyhigh, then get out of there before you're blown to bits or burned to death. The drug dealer's a big, tough, burly guy, so be careful when you try to kill him. You might get splodeed up. However, if you DO kill him... well, there might be a raise for you. Have fun, kid. It won't be easy. Heh heh heh...