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216.3 hrs on record (149.4 hrs at review time)
yipeee
Posted 27 December, 2024.
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28.1 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
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love it
Posted 30 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
32.5 hrs on record
Helldivers 2 is the ultimate test of friendship, tactical prowess, and your ability to distinguish "friendly" from "deadly" when everything is covered in alien goo. This chaotic co-op shooter throws you onto unforgiving planets with the noblest of missions: Spread democracy by way of plasma rifles and poorly-timed orbital bombardments!

If you thought the first Helldivers was gloriously insane, this sequel doubles down. The bugs are bigger, the weapons are wilder, and the odds of accidentally blowing up your squadmates have soared spectacularly. Here's why Helldivers 2 is a must-play for fans of gleeful carnage:

Democracy is Messy: Remember, you're spreading SUPER DEMOCRACY! Nothing says "freedom" like a rain of friendly fire, hilariously misplaced airstrikes, and the constant scramble to revive your buddy (who you may have just accidentally squashed with a mech).
Creative Ways to Die: Sure, acid-spewing bugs are bad but It's All About the Stories: Every mission is a near-death experience ripe for hilarious retelling. That moment you called in an orbital strike directly onto your extraction point? Legendary.
In Conclusion

If you want a tactical shooter that embraces absolute mayhem and never takes itself too seriously, Helldivers 2 is your jam. Forget competence; if it's fun and vaguely pro-democracy, it counts. Grab some friends, strap on your biggest guns, and prepare to make the galaxy safe for freedom – even if you have to reduce half of it to rubble in the process.

nice
Posted 11 April, 2024. Last edited 27 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
the creator of this game is my teacher
Posted 29 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.9 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
11/10

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Posted 10 January, 2024. Last edited 29 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.6 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
i love TIDAL WAVE
Posted 14 October, 2023.
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63.4 hrs on record (58.2 hrs at review time)
good game?
Posted 1 October, 2023.
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0.4 hrs on record
why?
Posted 10 August, 2023.
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0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
is good
Posted 28 June, 2023.
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2.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
battlefield but cheaper
Posted 23 June, 2023. Last edited 23 June, 2023.
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