5:12 PM - Ali: a most cost effective way to kill yourself
5:12 PM - Ali: just jump off a building
5:13 PM - Ali: bacteria is no longer a problem

12:47 AM - Ali: you know what i like
12:47 AM - Ali: those packages that are like
12:47 AM - Ali: "please tear a long this line"
12:47 AM - Ali: theyre not demanding like those those other ones
12:48 AM - Ali: theyre sensetive. like theyll get hurt if you dont handle them properly

1:29 AM - Ali: hell yeah dude
1:29 AM - Ali: look at you
1:29 AM - Ali: making bank accounts
1:29 AM - Ali: buying some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ manga
1:29 AM - Ali: hell yeah
1:29 AM - Ali: adult ♥♥♥♥

3:06 AM - taylor: So
3:06 AM - taylor: I was just on your facebook
3:06 AM - taylor: And I realized how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lazy you are
3:06 AM - taylor: And I quote
3:10 AM - nooph: here we go
3:07 AM - taylor: "I wish Di'giorno had a delivery service"
3:07 AM - taylor: THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLOGAN IS IT'S NOT DELIVERY IT'S DI'GIORNO
3:08 AM - taylor: THAT DEFEATS THE WHILE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PURPOSE
3:08 AM - taylor: I HAVE HONESTLY NEVER BEEN THIS MAD BEFORE
3:08 AM - taylor: Whole*

2:20 AM - nooph: you type horrendously when you're under the influence
2:20 AM - Ali: idk how to spell horrendously sober
2:20 AM - Ali: idk how you did that

4:22 AM - Ali: Everything can be cute if you try hard enough
4:22 AM - Ali: Like nachos

5:34 PM - ali-kazam: some potatoes can talk
5:34 PM - ali-kazam: just not well
5:34 PM - nooph: like me
5:34 PM - ali-kazam: precisely
5:34 PM - ali-kazam: except you strike me more as like
5:35 PM - ali-kazam: a green pepper or something

1:35 AM - Ali: I JUST WANTED MY INTERNET DAM NIT
1:35 AM - Ali: I DIDNT WANT ANY ♥♥♥♥