Recent reviews by NoodlePains

It's good.

"Helldivers fans -- we’ve heard your feedback on the Helldivers 2 account linking update. The May 6 update, which would have required Steam and PlayStation Network account linking for new players and for current players beginning May 30, will not be moving forward.

We’re still learning what is best for PC players and your feedback has been invaluable. Thanks again for your continued support of Helldivers 2 and we’ll keep you updated on future plans."

I am glad they reversed their decision. I recommend this game.

WH-WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS IT? OH, NO, NOT THE BEES!

You rank up to plat 1 on solos 1v1. Then you lose a match and end up in gold 2. This game is designed to punish the best of players. 10/10 would suffer again.

I am bankrupt now. Good game.

Edit 8/2/22: VRChat has killed the modding community. I will never have pink menus again. I am appalled with the stance that VRChat has taken.

Edit 8/25/24: Can't escape the platform. I want my pink menu.

I mean I can take over the world as an american imperialist. FeelsGoodMan

If you ever wanted to bash your head in due to the amount of times you'll fail and start again only to fail again, then this game is for you! If you ever wanted to be a racist, mysoginistic, piece of sh!t, then this game is for you! If you ever wanted to rp on this game, then it isn't for you. My experience has been full of trash talking kids always saying bad things to me when I try to play on my own. The community is toxic, but the game is amazing. It's a really bad addiction. I wouldn't recommend trying this game for the first time, since you'll get hooked.

it crashed.

Every weapon is broken, buggier than an African village, and hackers are everywhere. Developers don't listen to their fan base, they only care about the money.

Edit 02/15/2020: Review still stands. Still broken, still dead.
Edit: 11/30/2021: Still Stands.
Edit: 08/25/2022: It's dead, Jim.