WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2–3 BUSINESS DAYS?! "NOW PLEASE" WAS NOT A SUGGESTION, IT WAS A DEMAND! THE HORROR OF WAITING IS UNBEARABLE—I AM LITERALLY TREMBLING IN FEAR AT THE THOUGHT OF ENDURING ANOTHER MINUTE WITHOUT MY PROMISED ENHANCED ANAL CLEANING™! YOUR DISCLAIMER MOCKS MY SUFFERING. I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY MOST SENSITIVE NEEDS, AND THIS IS HOW I'M REPAID? MY RAGE IS BOUNDLESS, MY PATIENCE DESTROYED—DELIVER YOUR SERVICE IMMEDIATELY, OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY UNCLEAN FURY!

NOW PLEASE!

Hi there,

I'm reaching out concerning the recent survey you completed for our premium service, Enhanced Anal Cleaning™.

We noticed that each survey response was simply “Now Please”, despite the clear disclaimer shown both on our service page and at checkout:

“Service will be provided within 2–3 business days.”

While we admire your enthusiasm and sense of urgency, we kindly ask for your patience as we prepare to deliver your experience with the care and precision it deserves.

Thank you for your understanding (and your passion for cleanliness).

Warm regards,
The Enhanced Anal Cleaning™ Team

Ornella be like:

Sounds like my assistant was successful in her operation, heheh. See me for more details

hey bro for some reason my gmail is bugged?
mails scream in sheer agony when i delete them and moan when i highlight them?
this is kind of hot but weird. just wanted to let u know

Roude