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I'm 22 years olf and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl.
I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin.
It has been very torturous.
College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I've had to rot in loneliness.
It's not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.
It's an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
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this dude slides over to our table at uni and asks us if it's cool to sit with us,
and honestly? bold move, but ♥♥♥♥ it. go for it my guy.
he then proceeds to start shoveling food into his mouth, with no, not a spoon
or a normal ♥♥♥♥ing eating utensil, might I add, but his ♥♥♥♥ing "3 long thumb nail.
who the ♥♥♥♥ let the missing link walk into an educational establishment, I'll never know.
so, while were sitting here watching dudeman shoves frozen peas into his gullet like a skid row crackhead, he proceeds to sneeze so ♥♥♥♥ing utterly loud and violent I thought he'd black out.
homeboy shoots a 20 foot arc of spit and snot all over his ♥♥♥♥ing food.
And, yes.
Yes, he certainly did keep ♥♥♥♥ing eating it.
He also wears those all white new balances from 2009 like a 54 year old middle american father of 4.
this guys bad new bears,
someone come get your mans
1738, ayy
I'm like "Hey, what's up? Hello" (Ayy)
Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in the door
I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll
Married to the money, introduced her to my stove
Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low
She my trap queen, let her hit the bando
We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go
We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos
At 56 a gram, 5 a hundred grams though
Man, I swear I love her, how she work the damn pole
Hit the strip club, we be lettin' bands go
Everybody hatin', we just call them fans, though
In love with the money, I ain't never lettin' go
Be made that he liked it.
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GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP
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If approached by a girl, you can stay well within your rights by simply asking, "Am I being detained, am I free to go?"
She may look confused or become aggressive. She may even threaten you with, "If you refuse to show me attention, I'll be forced to label you a beta misogynist." Just stand your ground, and reply, "I'm a gay transgender. Am I free to go; am I being detained?"
Say this even if you're a heterosexual. If you perform this correctly, she will be forced to respect your extra rights as a systematically oppressed individual.
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