An idiot doesn't become a sage just because someone else is more insane.

Every person dies 3 times. 1. when you die, 2. when your photo evidence is gone, and 3rd when everyone forgets about you. - vsauce

Hear me out a soulsborne game called Retail where the bosses are all based on the types of awful people you encounter while working retail - CaptainPodock

Elden Ring is the equivalent of shoving your finger into a light socket just to see what happens and getting addicted to the feeling because it gets more enjoyable the longer you do it. - CD_Media


Imagine getting knee capped by ronald mcdonald

Retriever is like "i almost catched that stick" Malinois is like: "I have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ meal for you and i have done the homework for the 5th grader from the house next to us. What else can i do?"

Imagine you're a boss that has lived for centuries and defeated countless enemies and then a guy with a fish rushes you.

Everyone should have a separate "fighting for my life" bathroom

"noise-canceling" toilet KEK

What happens when you go to play Toilet BGM but get BOSS MUSIC instead? What do I do, BATTLECRY?

Games that I keep forgetting that I bought and should try.

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Halodudette: Women often just stand and stare at walls in this game lol

Joemalik22: @halodudette I go outside and see the same thing

akupepe: My adhd brain is like "trauma bonding, trauma bonding, drama bonding ..wait what"

Metal__Beard: If you're going to pull out your worm on stream, you need to switch to Just Chatting

CocomoCrazy: take off your skin

Tld4991: You will adjust, the metamorphosis takes time

Largonaut: Losing 200 lb after 40 means you kinda live in a blanket of old 'you'.

twotonteuton: Relax, kick up your feet, take off that false skin buddy.

sustainablemarco: when u realize u have a whole ass skeleton inside u

Kappeeesh: he's a gopher dont trust him chat

thanks_reagan: THERE ARE GOPHERS IN CHAT

Carjax777: thats something a CARPENTER ANT WOULD SAY

thanks_reagan: @AceKitties Security is comprmised Gophers are in the chat

Shadechill: I offer my skin to overlord

GoldenGirls97: @twotonteuton it will come with a free hag skin


uchunoyamada: Surgeon students be like "can I do a quadruple bypass on you for funsies"

VanityOfViolet: @uchunoyamada brain surgeon students be like can I give you a lobotomy for fun