An idiot doesn't become a sage just because someone else is more insane.

Every person dies 3 times. 1. when you die, 2. when your photo evidence is gone, and 3rd when everyone forgets about you.

Hear me out a soulsborne game called Retail where the bosses are all based on the types of awful people you encounter while working retail

Elden Ring is the equivalent of shoving your finger into a light socket just to see what happens and getting addicted to the feeling because it gets more enjoyable the longer you do it.


Imagine getting knee capped by ronald mcdonald

Retriever is like "i almost catched that stick" Malinois is like: "I have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ meal for you and i have done the homework for the 5th grader from the house next to us. What else can i do?"

Imagine you're a boss that has lived for centuries and defeated countless enemies and then a guy with a fish rushes you.

Everyone should have a separate "fighting for my life" bathroom

"noise-canceling" toilet KEK

What happens when you go to play Toilet BGM but get BOSS MUSIC instead? What do I do, BATTLECRY?

( う-´)づ︻╦̵̵̿╤── \(˚☐˚”)/

Halodudette: Women often just stand and stare at walls in this game lol

Joemalik22: @halodudette I go outside and see the same thing

akupepe: My adhd brain is like "trauma bonding, trauma bonding, drama bonding ..wait what"

Metal__Beard: If you're going to pull out your worm on stream, you need to switch to Just Chatting

CocomoCrazy: take off your skin

Tld4991: You will adjust, the metamorphosis takes time

Largonaut: Losing 200 lb after 40 means you kinda live in a blanket of old 'you'.

twotonteuton: Relax, kick up your feet, take off that false skin buddy.

sustainablemarco: when u realize u have a whole ass skeleton inside u

Kappeeesh: he's a gopher dont trust him chat

thanks_reagan: THERE ARE GOPHERS IN CHAT

Carjax777: thats something a CARPENTER ANT WOULD SAY

thanks_reagan: @AceKitties Security is comprmised Gophers are in the chat

Shadechill: I offer my skin to overlord

GoldenGirls97: @twotonteuton it will come with a free hag skin


uchunoyamada: Surgeon students be like "can I do a quadruple bypass on you for funsies"

VanityOfViolet: @uchunoyamada brain surgeon students be like can I give you a lobotomy for fun