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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 174.8 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 11 Feb @ 6:26am
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I can't take it anymore. I am sick of Sharkry. I try to play Mosin-Nagant, my Sharkry deals more damage. I try to play Tololo, my Sharkry deals more damage. I try to play Qiongjiu, my Sharkry deals more damage. I want to play Suomi, her best team has Sharkry. I want to play Vector, Centaureissi - they both want Sharkry. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her, I pull for her. I give her the Guerno, she isn't satisfied. I pull Planeta, "I don't need this much crit dmg" she tells me. "Give me ATK%." She grabs Ksenia and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Golden Melody." I can't pull for a Golden Melody, I don't have enough Collapse Pieces. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She flashes me with her panties. She says, "Mina~ Agete ikuyo ⭐" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure Zoom In buff. What a cruel world.
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