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33.4 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Now I have TWO HANDS to flip houses. I'm unstoppable. The way homes will be upended cannot be comprehended. The flippening will flippin happen. Thanks to the co-op DLC, I now have the power of MORE FLIPPERS.

FLIPS FOR THE FLIP GODS. BESSIES FOR THE BESSIE THRONE.
Posted 16 May.
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13.3 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
I once met another Jeff on the enemy team and we just chilled out for the entire match. I enjoy that I don't have to do comp if I don't want to. Playing this casually is fun, and I enjoy that those who ragequit or violate TOS are actually handled and removed.
Posted 30 January.
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55.0 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Despite still being early access, this game is everything you could want in a cozy comfy town restoring sim. Bonus points for having LORE for those of us who want it. I'm looking forward to updates and getting MORE story about this world and the 'time before' the great flood.

The fact that the Devs GENUINELY care about accessibility speaks volumes to the duty of care they have when designing game mechanics. I'm having a BLAST just being a silly little guy.
Posted 11 September, 2024.
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20.0 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
We had it all-- [managed] Democracy, we were winning the war against the enemies of Super-Earth but we forgot about the greatest foe. Damn you Late Stage Capitalism-- damn you to hell!
Posted 5 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.1 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The modding community makes this game even MORE fun. It's not got a lot in terms of accessibility yet, but I'm super hopeful. It's an indie dev who probably didn't intend for the game to become so fire.

This game is WORTH IT.

YIPPIE! (/^▽^)/
Posted 7 December, 2023.
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3 people found this review funny
308.8 hrs on record (267.4 hrs at review time)
One of my favorite games. I've sewn the seeds of chaos across many homes and my garish designs have earned me respect and fear from my followers.

I have an addiction. I haven't seen my family in weeks. Send help. I can't stop flipping houses.
Posted 15 June, 2023.
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18.9 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
While some boss battles were a bit frustrating, this game is a fun experience. You don't feel TOO dumb during puzzles, especially since the game does provide hints after you try enough times. It's beginner friendly and the difficulty settings make it easy to customize your experience based on what you're looking for.

I had a load of fun streaming this. Especially once I started taking drinks whenever I 'accidentally' died.

It's refreshing that this game doesn't have as many glitches as the predecessor.
Posted 5 August, 2022.
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8,423.0 hrs on record (2,165.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I like staring at myself in mirrors
Posted 22 December, 2021.
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357.9 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
Borderlands 3 has a beautiful storyline, compelling character arcs, and excellent game mechanics. I for one and exceptionally fond of the Tediore brand guns with their legs that RUN into enemies. It's a thrill to watch. The fact that gun manufacturers will send you free weapons simply for using theirs is also pretty sweet-- I love reading the letters they send and do so with delight.

The story is compelling and LONG. Which I don't entirely mind-- I expected something like this with Borderlands 3 and I am NOT disappointed. I'm excited for the upcoming DLC and looking forward to playing through it.

There are a good number of negative reviews from folks who obviously don't care for the number of women in the game. These garbage minded individuals would much rather whine about their not being enough MEN in the story, which is understandable, given their small brains and exponentially smaller nether regions.

I'm proud to see FL4K-- a character who uses they/them pronouns-- featured so prominently. There is excellent LGBT+ expression in the game, which is to be expected, given the franchise's history.

The sidequests are amusing and at no point did I feel like I was being MADE to backtrack through areas I've been before. The fast travel system takes a bit of getting used to, but once mastered is an invaluable tool. And the VEHICLES. Hot diggity dang they're unique and FUN to drive around in.

While I've encountered a few bugs, they never truly impede gameplay. The Lost Loot machine snatches up any legendaries that happen to glitch through the map, which provides an excellent safety net for my gun collecting.

Overall-- this game gets a solid 8.5/10.
Posted 17 March, 2020. Last edited 18 March, 2020.
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2.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's a pretty cute game-- but it's best played passively. Stack up your bonuses and cash em in. I honestly only play in short bursts-- rarely more than a half hour at a time, usually just five minutes. Which is fairly standard for an idle game.

My only issue is with the Phone Flings. The boss character is appalling. There's being tsundere and then there's being an abusive prick. He's very much an abusive sort of person and seeing that behavior GLORIFIED in a dating sim? It's just-- gross. I don't care for his character. Being hot is no excuse for being a forking dock. The writing is absolutely horrible.

Honestly the writing for a LOT of the characters could do with some flushing out-- it's pretty bland and static, keeping me from feeling really attached. Hopefully when this game fully releases this will be addressed. For now it's just-- something to do.
Posted 25 December, 2019. Last edited 25 December, 2019.
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