Последние обзоры XJ9

Despite the quite big health bar, you will die a lot here, idk how it happens to me every time, but i end up with a *sudden* game over screen very often lol.

About the game itself -
+Visually good, reminds good old SNES games.
+Okay soundwork, guns and misc sounds.
+Gameplay - pretty simple, you only have 2 options - to shoot left and to shoot right (+grenades which feel like unlimited because of the number of ammo boxes), local multi.
-Controls - my problem is that there is no buttons remap feature (for now), i don't like the default controls
+Steam achievements
+Steam cards

Got the game on sale and cards basically covered 100% of the price - free small game before the new year i guess. By the way, looking at the game's poster, isn't the black guy supposed to have a bigger gun? Or just white guy compensating?

2.5$ Unity asset uploaded directly from
https://www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/33906
as is without any modifications

His brothers
http://store.steampowered.com/app/760560/Happy_New_Year_Clicker/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/716110/Bitcoin_Clicker/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/743640/Achievement_Clicker/

Yeah... No.

https://www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/33906
http://store.steampowered.com/app/760870/I_want_cookies/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/716110/Bitcoin_Clicker/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/743640/Achievement_Clicker/

+Good achievement pictures - to get achievements - press every keyboard letter.
-Motion sickness guaranteed
-Progress is not saved.

1st to mention - the game works - partially -

1 - Game progress is not saved, so when you quit you start the game all over again.
2 - Achievements do not unlock

Now to the Early Access store page description
>We do not believe that
>OUR GAME
> is perfect.
>WE HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF WORK ON THE GAME
>before the full release
:))))))))))))
1st thing that comes up in google when you search for Unity clicker asset
https://www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/33906
MY MY WHAT DO WE HAVE UMMMM LOTS OF THEIR WORK FOR 2.5$ (TWO AND A HALF DOLLARS)

p.s. guess those guys put a lot of work as well.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/760870/I_want_cookies/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/760560/Happy_New_Year_Clicker/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/743640/Achievement_Clicker/

Russian dev kids and their soundtrEck DLCs

I assume this supposed to be a PvP online game. Assume because its impossible to start the game, its MULTIPLAYER ONLY and even HOSTING a game won't create a server without finding an opponent, while NOBODY playing this crаp period.

Well, let's analyze what we can from the main screen menu - attaching a store screenshot because screenshot feature doesn't work as well.
http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/731640/ss_64ca18387c79b762694f9928c65c01f50f22023a.600x338.jpg?t=1512940820
1 - None of the arrows work - probably you should be able to change your weapon and character skins, hats etc - arrows simply unclickable.
2 - Pressing HOST puts a game in a forever loading state - you won't create a server without anyone connecting
3 - Pressing JOIN puts a game in a forever loading state - you won't join a server because nobody creating one
4 - 20$ skin in the IN-GAME store (see steam store page) tell that dev boi never had a chance to buy some skins above 0.03$ in cs go, so he decided to make his own with blackjack and hookers.
5 - Сrаpload of positive reviews in 1st 2 days - obvious fakes.

1/10

Yet another GameGuru masterpieceofadog'sshit

High quality user review? So is the game.

3 Gb of the high quality red screen walking simulator.

By the way its 4 levels long, in the end you can't do anything to finish this *game*

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1228139087
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1228146154

Сrарload of new girls, everything else is as great! How could you resist?

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1227835661

As good as the 1st game, you can find a review here

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/nekomimibadik/recommended/639790

Personally, I feel like that sequel is harder than the 1st game, because I can't complete most of the levels with a 1st try. Everything else feels the same.

+Soundwork - OST is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10 out of 10, amazing voice work and okay gun sounds
+Visuals - Easy to install an uncensor patch, juicy flat chests and silly looking faces.

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1227798444

+Gameplay - Undress them up scroll shooter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Fapabale enough to keep one-handed mode all the time. All kind of girls types - mecha, K9, dolls and police officers, many more :3
+Free ecchi wallpapers - See inside of the games folder
+69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Achievements - pretty easy to get a perfect game
+Super cheap
+Japanese and English languages available
+Ecchi grimdark atmosphere
+Works on potato computers
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1227648362
No steam cards yet
-?????????????????

Very nice, brb gotta sniff dem panties Rawr eXdE http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1227799399

I remember playing this game like 10 years ago, it was colorful and funny as heck + it had great visuals for what it is.

IDK maybe i had not that much games to play, or i am just too old for that kind of games, but i dont feel it as enjoyable as it used to be. Maybe it's just no my cup of tea.

It's still a good game tho

+Cheap
+Steam achievements
+PvP and PvE
+Colorful arcade with physics involved.
-No cards