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This game is freaking awesome, it's more of an orbital bombаrdments than classic TD, but still you have towers to protect your core.

+Juicy graphics, explosions, this game just looks cool despite how simplified it is.

+Great music - different music tracks, not getting bored by them and they are good.

+Nice strategy game - well strategy varies depending on your current upgrades, on the mission targets, and on how do you plan to win, you can build a lot of turrets or you can build a lot of RAM income and fewer turrets if you have upgraded guns and rockets.

+Nice balanced difficulty - easy mods are easy @ gold medal mod is pretty challenging.

+You can compare your results for every mission completed with other people (like top 3% overall score or top 68%)

+Steam achievements, steam cards
+Cheap
-None

And the most surprising part is that all of that stuff have been made by a single person :O

Well 1st of all, when I watched the trailers of the game I thought it would be some kind of ARENA where you fight different guys with different characters - no it's not, this game is like diablo 2 style or some kind of those custom maps for wc3 - you roam huge map, farm mobs and face more difficult mobs, even bosses, completing quests you got in the villages, crafting items from the collectibles etc etc etc. Pretty fun to play and very time-consuming. So what do we have:

+5 different characters with different abilities and play styles, each playthrough takes a lot of time so this game is a great timewaster.
+Multiplayer for two - you can play x2 from the same PC - pretty fun
+Leveling, farming, crafting - all those RPG elements included.
+Different bosses (and hard mobs) - different enemies requires a different approach to beat them, pretty fun to play, and the game doesn't punish you much for dying a lot, that's good.
+Visuals - the looks like Ragnarok Online about ninjas, pals and zombies - I've spent years playing RO and I like that style but to each his own ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+Music - music tracks are nice but have one issue - they have different music styles, but they are mixed completely random not like when you are battling one music and when in village another. That could be confusing
+Steam achievements are pretty straight forward :)
+Steam cards
-A lot of invisible walls - you will face plenty of invisible walls here and there it could kind of hard to figure out where to run, especially if you are chased :)
-Minor bugs here and there, but they getting fixed every day (this is early release review)

Tl;DR - this game is very fun isometric action RPG, definitely value for money.

Bought this because the trailer looked promising, and I like that kind of genre... Well, that was a bit disappointing:

+It looks good
-it loads сrаpload of time, it could crash at any time, and even if you manage to complete the level, your progress can be wiped :|
-the music work as well as sound work is not very nice
-the gameplay itself is not very fun you just buy units and hope for the best
+steamcards to cover part of the price

Can't say much more because it was just unplayable for me so I played something around half an hour. This game looks like some lame flash game from armorgames.

Okay, first of all, i have to mention that my 1st impression from this game was that this game, tries its best to be the Revolt - why not that game was(still is) 10/10 toy cars racing idol, so let's see if they made it or not:

+Visuals - contains high-quality graphics, backgrounds, cars, tracks - everything is good.
+OST - rare example when the game has modern music mixes and all of them are good, you are not getting bored listening to them they are well made. Big plus.
+ Time consuming - a lot of races in the story mode + a lot of special challenge missions + multiplayer, I wasted like 7 hours to complete 1st 3 campaigns.
+- 1st *problem* I faced playing this game - the difficulty is just low - story mode is very easy to complete, every single competition was completed within 1 to 5 minutes at best with 3 stars - so this is good for casual gaming, and not so good for those who loves a challenge.
-Only 5 maps for a ton of races, you know after like 10-20 races you understand that your a are rolling over the same places over and over again :| DLC contains 1 more map well then
-Not so many cars - you have 4 cars for each class 3*4 - 12 in total, and most likely if you will play as I do - you'll just pick the best car in its class - so you will most likely use only 3 because you have to pay coins for unlocks and upgrades. DLC contains 4 more cars with another car class.
-Weird collision physics - When you collide with cars and obstacles, your car acts very weirdly :|
-The last problem for me - call it personal - this game is about toy cars racing normal world BUT it does not feel like you are driving a toy car. It's more of a driving REAL car in the world where everything suddenly became enormous big. Maybe its engine sounds, maybe its turning feedback I cant say for sure, but this feeling still exists.


Short conclusion - as a racing game this game is nice for casual gaming, not a big challenge, also kind of fun to derp with your friends, can't say there is much of content but they are making DLCs with cars and tracks so I think after some time this game will become big enough to become something like Revolt.

Well, that's a flash game at steam, very atmospheric, kind of depressing but still interesting to play and explore.

+Very nice voice work - I like that girl actor voice, it brings that charm to the game.
+A lot of things to explore - multiple endings at each level, a lot of hidden stuff to explore
+Unusual game - unusual controls you have to discover, confusing stuff happening around you. Pretty interesting.
+Cant say it's too short or too long - 2 hours is enough to complete the whole game unless you stuck with finding last parts, well then google is your friend.
-Kinda depressing, well you were informed.
-Flash game problems - doesn't support steam cloud - if you delete the game, after some years you will have to unlock everything all over again
-No steam cards or achievements

Got this game years ago in some bundle, well its a great buy if this will be put on discount.

Finally, we got our own NEKO-party in 3D!


+totally free ticket to the concert
+2 great songs
+featuring best girl with 2 great coconuts
-no lip sync at all
-no bouncy physix of the important body parts! :((((((
-no pantsushots (ok there is one glorious pantsushot but it's never enough)
-can't move around to look from the better angle ( can't see those panties :((((((( )
-poster and menu picture promises fancy dress - default catgirls outfits :((((((((((

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Still, recommend because it's a special experience and it's FREE!

Pretty fun small platformer nice for a couple of weekends.

+Trustable controls - the most important part for the platformer - no delays between button press and jumps, you jump all the time the same height etc, so you only rely on your skill. You have no wall jump here but you have double jump as a compensation.
+Mediocre difficulty - trailer and screenshots may force you to think that this is some supermeatboy level platformer, no it's way easier, I wasted like 4 hours to complete half a game without sweating much (well levels getting harder the more you advance, so maybe last levels will be way harder)
+Visuals and sounds - a lot of monsters, characters, traps and sounds are very similar to super meat boy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at least they are not bad
+Steam achievements are pretty straight forward - 1 achievement for completing every single level :)
+Cards - the game is pretty cheap so with cards it's even cheaper
+Translations - it has translations for something like 20 different languages :O
-OST - songs are nice, but there is no much of them, they are playing on the loop, so after an hour or two they repeat themselves like 5 times, and you are getting bored by them.

In short - this game is value for money stuff, good to kill some time, especially if you like platformers

Well, I was very excited when I've watched the trailer of the game, and I was very happy when I've seen the launch discount, and it's a very sad moment for me, maybe because I over expected something, I don't know, but the game itself just disappointing:

+it's cheap and has steam cards what makes it even cheaper to buy

+the gameplay time is very short, what allows you play this game while playing other lets say in queues or in short breaks from other games + it has very fast afterlose start so if you die a lot you can start new games very fast upon each death

-the music itself is very basic, not because of 8-bit, but because those mixes feels very simple samples of the music, it's a big minus of the game where half of the fun is music
SHORT VERSION OF 2 MINUSES BELOW - obstacles does not correspond with the music and you can't rely on your vision at the same time - super lame

-I see a lot of people comparing this with Audiosurf or Superhexagon - IT'S NOT LIKE THOSE GAMES BECAUSE - the music does not correspond in any way with obstacles - it's not THAT hard to make obstacles fit the music especially if it's 8-bit music and x2 x3 x4 speed ups could've been put into 1/2 1/4 1/8 parts of the beat. Maybe it's personal but for me because of this, the game is just not fun to play.

-obstacles dodging does not feel reliable - yes you fly fast BUT when you dodge the obstacle in front of you, most of the time you can't figure out how far the next obstacle at left and right, so when you decide where to press - its a game of luck for you if you survive or not, and at the advanced levels - additional visuals blocks the screen - you see directing arrows but they block the vision of incoming obstacles - that's just super lame, they could be transparent or in another place at least where they won't block the vision.

-this game is very small (55 MB) at the same time it lags the other opened game when 2 games opened simultaneously, I don't know why it loads my i7 so hard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but the fps loss pretty big.

Conclusion - I can't say it's a GOOD game, but you lose nothing if you buy it, try yourself if you will like it or not and you can do the refund because it's a half an hour experience game which costs super low. Little to win but nothing to lose.

Well 1st of all i have to mention that the visual part of the game is pretty beautiful as the games name states :), the trailer itself is very truthful :| At first I thought that would be some beautiful exploration game, well plenty of them, very peaceful with very nice piano music, and then... it becomes less and less peaceful :| and more and more complicated and hard puzzle-platformer. From start to finish games changes sometimes, as it been said *your thoughts changes since the beginning of the day*

+Visuals - very nice, some levels have juicy colors, some of them have a calm palette, but all of them are nice to look at.

+Music - 1st part of the game contains great piano music tracks, well other parts of the game have a quite different style of music but it fits the surrounding place very nice

+Gameplay - well as far as I understand you have to go through something like 10 levels, you can't just *die* you just finish some levels earlier and you go to the next one if you fail hard. And I failed a lot, so yeh, the last part of the game was pretty short for me because
-Update 30.05 - they fixed a lot of textures and small platforms, my second run of the game was WAY faster to complete but controls still feels clunky :|

+This game has some nonlinear structure I guess because you can finish some levels in the very beginning or advance more and explore more depending on your platforming skills and patience.
Also the more levels you *lose* the less colorful things getting up to gray and white color palette!
+Steam achievements

-Can't save the progress mid-game so you complete the whole game in one sitting or leave midgame and it takes like 1.5 hours to complete it.

-This game lacks steam cards and this is bad because of visuals of the game pretty nice, and having them as backgrounds would be cool.

And I faced that problem with steam when steam cloud went full derp (steam beta bug), so I was unable to upload screenshots and achievements doesn't trigger when I unlocked them in-game, no it fixed but achievements doesn't unlock when I just open the game, I guess I have to complete everything all over again :| But that's personal bug I guess not the games fault.


So in conclusion - the game itself is very nice and unusual and keeps you in the chair until the very end, very nice visuals and music. I would say it's a nice buy if you like exploration games and platformers.

You'll see I've played like 2.5 hours, but I was afking for like an hour while the game was opened so total gameplay time is like 1.5-2 hours. So in two hours - I completed the game - half of that time I was reading text messages and watching lame cut-scenes, half of that time was the actual gameplay; I played some challenges - which are mostly same exact levels you played in the campaign; and played an endless mode - which is boring af - you just have to kill like 50 people in one room to unlock next one; and I played some mini games that could be found in the menu. All of this took 2 hours. FOR THIS PRICE? Seriously?

+Visuals - visuals are nice, well this game called superhot because your enemies are superhot crystal buddies, bullets looks dull, but they are big enough so you can see them good enough to dodge, well then.

+Gameplay - by the time you explore all 5! kind of weapons you already beat half of the game, well if you want to stick to some weapon and have some fun there is infinite mod or challenges, but most of the kills look alike and 5 weapons... well then. Stop-motion like moving is kind of innovative feature, you even speed up time slowly when you look around without moving, guess because you would turn your head irl, that's nice.

-You have achievements to keep yourself busy but they are nothing but grind like kill 2000 guys or kill 3 guys with one shot, It's not something you'll achieve having fun in the game, this is just a boring grind.

-Annoying self-promotion of the game through the whole game from the beginning until the end, basically there is no plot in the game, half of the time you are just brainwashed how cool this game is and you have to advertise this game among your friends, this is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying, seriously. You pay a sh`tload of money for something that looks like demo or beta version of the game (oh no you don't understand our simple concept) that constantly advertises itself through the game. What the hell.

TL;DR - this game is short and at the same time you getting bored by the end of this SUPERSHORT game (good alternative name). For such a price you should never buy this game, maybe 80% discount would do.

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