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In short - this game is the pile of horse sh`t.

Longer version - this game is the broken prototype of the Galaga clone made with Unity (what a surprise :O ).
Broken menu - basically you have the only option to start the game when you press ESC in-game, the continue button doesn't work, you can press ESC again.
No HUD - to see how much lives and other sh`t you have, you have to press ESC, while looking at your stats the game isn't paused ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The game itself broken - after some waves enemies stop spawn, only one UFO respawn all the time and killing it not giving you points.
No key explanations, you have to figure the controls by yourself.

Anyway - this game is cancer, don't buy it at any conditions except 95% discount so you can farm some monies with steam cards, but you can expect this game for free at gleam.

Truly said I expected a horrible game but I've got a nice surprise. This game is GREAT driving simulator despite how sh`tty everything is made:

-Visuals: straight outta 95, everything looks horrible, edgy circles and empty environments, at the same time the game loads sh`t ton time, I wonder why.
-Sound: Horrible engine sound, seriously it's TOO loud and not even close to the real engine sound. Very scary crash sound.
+Gameplay: You have A LOT of things to set, a lot of buttons for your car controls, you can adjust various car parameters, you can pick different cars and tracks, day and night, you can even load yourself with different amounts of drugs and booze, and pretend that you are the main character of the DRIVE movie. There is also a point system with actual driving rules, if you break too much of them you lose your driving license, sadly it's not GTA so no cops involved.
+Hud: Despite the horrible overall look, this game still has very informative car hud, this game is nice for those who is learning to drive as a simulator, seriously.
-No steam cards
-No achievements for safe driving =3=

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=732793997

Overall this game is great as a sale buy or as a gift for a friend :)

Great colorful scroll shooter, with anime bewbs on board :) :

+Visuals: overall design is great, the menu looks nice, the hud looks nice, projectiles and anime gurls looks nice, mobs looks cartoonish but it's okay.
+Sound: nice music work with 1 problem - if you minimize the game you still hear the music
?_? I guess this is the game engine flaw, so NSFW :)
+Gameplay: Classy Touhou like scroll-shooter, the easiest difficulty already hard for me, I guess you need some practice, you have huge a55 hitbox located in your аrsе (basically all of it), so be careful and don't get your butt shot off :), you have an option to make the hitbox permanently visible, not only in focus mode, this is pretty helpful, but the game is still very challenging.
+Steamcards
-Controls: gamepad supported, and you have remap option for keyboard BUT you can remap all the buttons except arrows =3= Why? Who knows. I guess lefties gonna have a hard time.
-No steam achievements

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=732020424

Overall this game is great if you like all the Touhou games, or just looking for a nice scroll shooter.

I expected a simple clicker like tons out there, with jokes about Chinese factories and stuff, but instead, it's a pretty disappointing game.

+For me, the one and only big plus are the music in the game menu, it fits the game idea really good.
-+Very simple visuals attached to the Unity engine, well simplicity should be good for a clicker, but even like that this game has only 3 supported window resolutions - 640x480 (too small) - 1280x800(already too big for me) - 1920x1080 (even bigger), is it really that hard? Or it's just Unity problems?
-Unclear controls and menu as well as its unclear buyable upgrade or not, because even if you have enough money, it still errors you.
-Settings that doesn't save upon closing the game
-The game progress can be lost partially when you close the game and load back again - let's say you made some upgrades and don't have money to make more upgrades - you save and close the game - you load it back - now you don't even have access to that upgrade but you have everything previously unlocked. That means you can't play further.
+Steamcards and low price.

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This game is AMAZING, if you like good old minesweeper, you will LOVE this one! :) This game is great to relax, way more forgiving comparing to minesweeper, way more variative, and way more fun:

+Visuals - nice and soft color palette
+Sound - Super soundwork - all the click sounds fit the background ambient music (when you click on hexcells those sounds fits the background track srsly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯), each pack of levels has its own relaxing music track.
+Gameplay - this is a step forward from a classic minesweeper, it has additional mechanics *Japanese crosswords* like + various forms of the game field.
+Steam achievements
-No steam cards

Got this game (3 games pack) on steam sale, expecting some kind of minesweeper, but this game is way better! Totally recommended.

Colorful and interesting puzzle game, fitting all ages with a low price (+ steam cards so even lower !), what's could be better for a short break?

+Visuals: this game is very juicy and cheerful, your monsters and enemies look funny, a short game of the survival mode is enough to brighten your day after hard competitive game :)
+Sound: okay background music and sound effects.
+Gameplay: puzzles them self are not that hard early game, they getting more complicated while you advance, so i guess you will meet some frustrating puzzles midgame and later, you have to use gems for special actions, like those gems you can buy in mobile games for real cash, but here you get plenty of gems while playing normal mode and survival mode and there are not microtransactions, so it looks pretty balanced.
+Steamcards: cheap game + steam cards = even cheaper game ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
-No steam achievements
-No windowed mode? As well as borderless. Basically no video options.

Overall this game is a solid 5/7 game to have some fun and train your brain muscles when you have short breaks C:

This game is great, furry isometric slasher, colorful palette and nice stories :) :

+Visuals: 1st of all I have to mention that comix pages illustrations are so much close to the 90's anime style, I always come back to Slayers in my mind reading them ^w^. In-game graphics is nice, juicy colors, nice effects, funny characters. This game is a pleasure from the visual point of view.

+Sound: You have a dictor *Bastion style*, describing the story and most of your actions. All the voices - dictors and characters - are very well done, very important for such a genre.

+Gameplay - Mousecontrols diablo 2 style + some keyboard buttons BUT you cant remap controls :| Personally i find default controls comfortable, but if any other person has keyboard issues its a big no no!

+24 endings - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ speaks for itself, you have plenty of the routs to pick, this is nice, you can be good, you can be bad, or you can be a swordsman :0

+Mediocre difficulty - this game is not challenging, you wont have to sweat your azz to win, it is not super easy aswell, so overall its quite enjoyable to play through for all ages.

+Steamcards
+Steam achievements
-No borderless mode, only windowed or full screen; No controls remap; Cant skip half of the comix cutscenes, after some time they get repeative if you completed the game plenty of times.

Overall this game is a good buy if you like slashers, like stories, colorful stuff and furries :)

Pretty nice game for couple hours, it's not really a HORROR, it has plenty of screamers and those guys who fast kill you, but it's not THAT scary, this game is more of a 1st person puzzle platformer:

+Visuals - Unreal Engine 4 indeed looks good, well, enemies looks silly, not scary ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, but their appearance is a screamer 100% of the time so yeh, you will get plenty of jump scares. Surroundings look nice and atmospheric.

+Sound - Hilarious voiceover, reminds both Chinese guys from Futurama and American Dad at the same time, helps a lot not to get bored when you lost in that maze, funny music as well.

+Gameplay - you have a randomly mixed pack of the rooms, pack of rooms every time is the same, looks like they have only one set of rooms at the moment. To win the game you probably have to collect ALL the gold at the maze, because I found heart of the maze and found the exit but was unable to leave, because I gifted not enough to my family :( End up dying on the spikes :(

+Perks - Some perks really help, lifesavers like teleport into random place on the map or freeze skill that permanently freezes the enemy is a big chance to win, some perks instead help you to suicide faster.

+Steam cards

-Controls are pretty common, but right now you can't remap those buttons (what's up azerty players) as well as change mouse sensitivity (That's a known problem that will be fixed in the future patches, early access classic)

-Lack of the Map + randomly generated dungeon - you can end up running in circles for hours :(

After all, right now this game is good to entertain yourself for an evening or two, pretty cheap + steam cards making it even cheaper, if they add more rooms before releasing the game from EA it would nice.

I loved the flash game where you had to demolish buildings with UFO, so I happily got this super cheap game, expected some fun hours, but this game ends up as very disappointing:

+Super cheap on sale, game price nearly covered by steam cards
+Steam achievements
-Called airstrike *HD*, expected the game to look good - instead it looks horrible + Menu HUD gives away obvious port from mobile phones ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ static background drawn by 7 years old, useless crowd that you can't damage at all looks bad as well, cartoonish buildings while planes pretend to be noncartoonish, so overall the visual side of the game is horrible.

-Sound - lame music + bad sound work, nothing more to say

-Gameplay - horrible controls, because bomb drops totally unreliable, maybe because this game is made on unity (most likely), you can't trust your bombs when you are dropping them from a high height, and it always results in losing the game.

-Rеtаrded bonus system, you have bonus boxes which you can bomb OR ignore, most of the bonuses are BAD for you, picking up bad bonus is 90% loss of the game, and if you don't pick up the bonus you can't bomb the building under this bonus, so you may lose the round as well. This is just BAD. So when you are done with this sh`t you have an option to turn on in-game HAX, which turns the table to a completely opposite situation when the game is boring to the limit.

Tl;DR - the game has only 2 states - frustrating or boring af

This game is the hideous abomination of the Painkiller series.

Seriously, calling this part overdose only makes you think that you have been overdosed by Jenkem because this part is pure sh`t.

Cancerous *new weapons*, the game itself just boring comparing to the 1st 2 parts of the series.

Some people say that there is one fun level with airships, but truly said, I got this game like 10 years ago on DVD, I was unable to get to that level, because of how bad and boring this game is - I can't force myself to play long enough. Even low price at the steam store is not the reason to get this game, you will get nothing but negative emotions.