I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: (blowing up noises) That’s right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife so guess what, I’m gonna ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing oN THE MOOOOOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth. Now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too.