Pillsbury Doughboy: Nothing says "I Love You" quite like Pill... [Lois starts to roll him flat with a rolling pin]
Pillsbury Doughboy: Hey! What the hell are you doing you crazy ♥♥♥♥♥!
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
🤣
Being schizophrenic is better than living alone.
😪
Now it's time to say goodbye
To all our company...
M-I-C (see you next week!)
K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!)
M-O-U-S-E.
😴
You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
😚
Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
😙
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three
parts dead.
-- Bertrand Russell
🤕
Love makes the world go 'round, with a little help from intrinsic angular
momentum.
😯

27-1-2018

+rep

:(

low skill

+rep perfect player