Recent reviews by n0t Brian

Steam won't let me say what I wanna say, so just buy it and enjoy. :) (christ lads)

This game is absolutely gorgeous. I played the original just a single time.. but I could still remember certain areas of the game. Music is great, the RNG in some areas is annoying but still terrifying. Must play for Resident Evil and Horror game fans.

Play it! It's janky as ♥♥♥♥, but its timeless, funny, offensive and stands on its own.

Great classic original RE style game. Spooky, super cool atmosphere, fixed camera angles and adorable french accents. Only bad thing can be the music in the carnival if you spend too much time there lol. Buy it. Its awesome, its a must try for any RE fan

too long for what it is

I've deliberately kept my expectations in check ever since Cyberpunk... so I contained my hype for this game. Every time I find a new area or a new enemy, I simultaneously ♥♥♥♥ and jizz in my pants. I'm exhausted just from blowing my load every time I play. Is it worth 60 bucks?.. Yes and ♥♥♥♥ you for even asking. LOL, well worth it, why have you NOT bought this game yet?

Build to the bone. #freecivvie

DOPE.

Dope

The first few hours of the game are tough on higher skills.. but once you get a full understanding on how to properly emasculate demons.. it's incredible. I applaud ID for taking Doom to the next level. Even the replay factor is an improvement. Why haven't you bought this yet?