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Golly, I'd hate to have a kid like me!
-- Calvin
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"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history."
-- George Bernard Shaw
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"My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!"
"Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"
-- Doonesbury
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Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
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I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN ...
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The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard
loom weaves flowers and leaves.
-- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programmer
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Small is beautiful.
-- Schumacher's Dictum
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I'm successful because I'm lucky. The harder I work, the luckier I get.
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I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me,
"If I melt dry
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