DYNADUDE77: what is this bard for exactly?
DYNADUDE77: just anything
Queezeey: everything the party cant do
Queezeey: but desperately want to
Queezeey: like taking control of a kingdom

Queezeey: anything you can think up my bard can do
Queezeey: hes just that good
DYNADUDE77: cast wish?

DYNADUDE77: can he survive being slapped by an adamantine golem?
Queezeey: i could animate object a banana peel
DYNADUDE77: yes, you could
Queezeey: +20 racial modifier on trip combat maneuvers
Queezeey: when subject to an overrun
Queezeey: they can make the maneuver as a free action

Queezeey: where am i fighting the golem
DYNADUDE77: your wandering the countryside, then out from behind a tree steps an adamantine golem. it gets a surprise round on you
DYNADUDE77: and punches you in the face
Queezeey: i use my halfling luck to slip on an animated banana as it swings for my head