muttnotdog
Muttimus Maximus, Lung Eviscerator.   Ireland
 
 
like a dog i lick my own balls
unlike a dog, i live in existential dread and don't bark at doorbells
:VBCOOL: :JotaroKujo:
heksnik 20 Mar @ 7:11pm 
*looks at date* woah, ho ho! march the 20th be with you, aaron-san! *bows* kakkoii to kawaii desu
muttnotdog 17 Mar @ 9:45pm 
heksnik shopping list: 3 tins of cat food, 2 sphinx cats, dead cat, guide on how to survive anal tearing, sandpaper, egg vibrator
heksnik 15 Mar @ 12:00pm 
aaron shopping list: 10 kilograms horse food, 80 liquid oz apple scented lube, ten free range Arabic foal, Horse Sex Guide 2025: Revised Edition book, egg vibrator
muttnotdog 27 Feb @ 1:59am 
no he died a hero that day holding onto the twin towers to keep them up and singing OHHOHHOHHHHHHHH like in earth song
heksnik 26 Feb @ 9:29am 
fact: Michael Jackson was supposed to be in the towers when it feel. He missed being there though because he saw a butterfly on his way to the towers and decided to chase after it
muttnotdog 25 Feb @ 10:09pm 
when the twin towers fell, i rose from the ashes, like a phoenix.