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my favourite part is when the silly skeletons do the funnies

In the latest installment of the Metal Gear Solid series you play the role of Medic (voiced by "Kiefer Sutherland") who is Big Boss' second hand man when it comes to giving abortions to young girls that have been violently raped by degenerate white American soldiers. Medic is sent into a 9 year coma as a result of a failed medical procedure in which Medic is giving Paz an abortion, but to his suprise discovers that the baby is actually a bomb. Upon awakening from his his coma, Medic becomes striken with PTSD and assumes the role of Big Boss. As you progress through the game, raping and pillaging the lands from of Iraq and Africa, Big boss progressively becomes more insane, where you as the player must fight off the urges to strangle women and slaughter class rooms full of black children.


Kojima has set the bar high when it comes to misogyny in video games, as players are meant to derive a perverse sense pleasure from abusing female soldiers with the use of fulton ballons and other types of torture devices aimed specifically to suppress women. Not only does this game allow you to mistreat women, the game forces the player to kill innocent african children as a way of progressing Big Boss' narrative as a psychotic, narcissistic, misonynistic, racist bigot.
But let me tell you that this is a big load of bull honky. To excuse male players of being able to commit such atrocities in this game because its apart of the story is just purely immoral and wrong.

But the misogyny train doesnt stop there. One of the npc co-op buddies you have is a bikini wearing female sniper, at first I thought "oh cool, finally theres more strong and progressive female characters in video games" but then having seen the way she was presented, I would have to say at the very least that I was triggered. she's wearing a bikini for frick sake, she should be wearing something more appropriate for combat such as a burka. smh.

We as femminists have made such great progress over the years in censoring any form of media that is deemed to be entertaining by males, but with the release Metal Gear Solid:V, Kojima has made it clear that a patriarcy still exists and that we feminists still have more work to do.
I wont stand idley by and watch as Kojima nonchalantly trumps on women's rights and undoes all the progress we've made over the years, setting us back to the 1950's.

my gamer rank for Metal Gear Solid ♥♥♥♥:V

8/10 (10 being the worst rating (as ascending numbers are oppressive)

get owned AMD losers

this game is great dont let these goobers tell you otherwise

ive seen some ♥♥♥♥

its like terraria except boring

This is the best Skyrim of The Year.

It's no big surprise that Eidos is moving up the video game food chain, considering lasts years mega hit Tomb Raider. The sequel uses the same formula to break success, with minor control changes for side stepping and of course all new worlds and vehicles. The game starts off with a peak at ancient China. A dragon attacks The Great Wall and a soldier notices a dagger imbedded in his chest. Oddly removing it results in the dragon's death, weird. You play Lara Croft, complete with front-loaded anvils. Searching for the dagger centuries later, your path to the dagger will take you just about everywhere and that snow speeder kicks some major you know what. Tomb Raider has slightly more action than exploration this time around, but you may not notice the difference. This is good because that way everybody's happy. Obviously, we're giving Tomb Raider 2 a good review. We fully expected to do so, we knew the game would be great and it is, and we've only just scratched the surface.

An answer to Lara's giant earrings however; we have a challenge for Eidos. In Tomb Raider III, create a storyline in which Lara gets breast cancer. Imagine the drama of a vulnerable Lara Croft, still persisting in her worldly adventures despite her illness. It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved at the effort to make Lara's character more meaningful. We love Lara, but it's about time the industry had a big shock for a change.

It's no shock that Tomb Raider II is excellent. Everyone should buy it, period, the end.

interstellar marines?? more like interSMELLer marines haHa

yeah this game is like lame and dumb
only 2 maps and all you do is right click, left click all the robots until the round ends, then you get to do it again..
call of duty zombies did this first & did it better l0l

my gamer score:
so stupid out of 5

literal garbage, do not play.

yo this game sucks, theres no super cute anime school girls with big tits, and you have to play as this old man in a latex dom suit.

my rating..

so bad out of 10 gamer points