Scary santa.

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▕▕╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱▂▂╲╲　　 　　　 .✰/██✰
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░▌┝┿┥┝┿┥▌░▌░░░░▍ ▌　.( • • ) ✰{██████}✰
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Have a Merry Christmas!

Put your hands up and get your drinks up!

助けて！ストレスから、今まだ寝る。。ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

クリスティーナちゃんはとてもちさいだよ。

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Hello ladies,

Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash
and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me.

Look down, back up, where are you?
You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like.
What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to
that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.

I’m on a horse.

That is all.
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