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Kapan, Syunik', Armenia 
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ㅤ* A guy goes into a pet shop and asks for a wasp. The owner tells him they don't sell wasps, to which the man says, "Well you've got one in the window."
ㅤ* "How much will it cost to have the tooth extracted?" asked the patient. "50 pounds", replied the dentist. "50 pounds for a few moments' work?!" asked the patient. "The dentist smiled, and replied, "Well, if you want better value for money, I can extract it very, very slowly..."
ㅤ* Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!