"Long ago, before your time, I was considered by many of my peers to be a top-tier Gamer. My exploits were heralded throughout the Super Information Highway (what the Internet was called before Pres. Bush changed it back in '02). I was one of the quickest, most adept players out there and with the many wins I accumulated across the Gamer-sphere, came the fans, the haters, the coat-tail riders, and yes, the women. And I enjoyed every single second of it. But time is cruel and inexorable. These days, you will find me languishing over a screen in a dark room, somewhere in the Midwest, raging that my reflexes and mind don't quite work the way they used to, living vicariously through the lives of other Gamers, as I fade into defeated obscurity. It will happen to you and when it does, know that you will tread the well-worn path of all aged Gamers that have come before you. And then, at the end of your time as a Gamer, you will See."

-The Dadmiral to his 4 year old son, H
July 2nd, 2018