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37.3 hrs on record (24.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review

I have never had so much fun dying over and over. This game is at the top of the list when it comes to coordination and teamwork. Mic and Teamwork are a must. This game is pretty amazing when you get a team of people working and communicating together. If you don't own a mic, or want to work as a group, this isn't for you.

You are just going to get dropped and hate it. You have to go slow, there is no action jackson, gung-ho, rambo, shoot em up nonsense.
Posted 7 July, 2023.
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18.5 hrs on record (14.8 hrs at review time)
There is invisible fire...
Posted 19 February, 2023.
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236.0 hrs on record (131.5 hrs at review time)
I hate this game, but its good. pls stop killing me
Posted 20 October, 2022.
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61.1 hrs on record (50.1 hrs at review time)
its skyrim dude... i have probably 3,000 hours on xbox i had to buy it twice to appease todd howard
Posted 26 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.3 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
This game is a microtransaction masterpiece. That and the amount of ♥♥♥♥ thrown in your face over the 38 different interfaces, and the 700,000 different types of collectibles, its a completionists nightmare, and information overload.

all it is is epic trailers, hair gel laden characters, and anime heaven.

I can't. Avoid it at all costs. Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible. Its just diablo3 skinned into an anime game, with microtransactions out the ass.
Posted 17 February, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
So far for the few minutes I have played...

There is no keymap, so you cannot change your key bindings, nor do you know what anything does without just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around and testing all your keys to see what happens.

The default graphics are set to "melt all computers mode" there is also no way to apply any changes to the graphics as far as I can tell, other than changing the settings and closing the game entirely.

Lastly, what is the point? I cannot figure out what the whole point of this game is, other than to craft stoneage items, while riding a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocket ship to and from space... You're telling me my character has the ability to go to and from space, consume all food and water on this planet, yet I cannot breathe the air, or utilize any sort of advanced technology, other than a rocket. We are "to go to the surface to collect supplies" for a space station.... A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ space station and we are going down, wasting fuel to pick up sticks and stones and some berries. We can't breathe the air, but all the other animals are just fine sucking the "toxic" oxygen. Oh and there just so happens to be rocks that contain oxygen lying all over the place for us to survive.

Dean is really really reaching with this one. He should stick to making mods for Arma, and not making games.

Don't recomend as the story/whole jist of the game makes no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense, and the customization settings are non existent.
Posted 15 December, 2021. Last edited 15 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
922.2 hrs on record (765.4 hrs at review time)
i mean its ok
Posted 6 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
573.0 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its DnD 5e for lazy people who dont want to play dungeons and dragons.

its perfect, you don't have to deal with social awkwardness and can play alone or with friends who are also weird like you
Posted 10 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
120.0 hrs on record (105.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's like star citizen, if it was 5 player, and actually had content.

So much to do, you can never decide what kind of play through approach you want to take

p.s. Chris Roberts, hire these guys to give content to your game, SC is just lacking... and these dudes are making it happen
Posted 16 August, 2020.
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2.2 hrs on record
Lots of bugs to be worked out still.
Like the fact that creating a new character completely breaks all saves, and you can no longer advance in the story.

among other things...

I'll maybe check it out in a few months when it hopefully these issues get addressed. But for now, its not worth it.
Posted 2 May, 2020.
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