Recent reviews by BepisMan

Low level is dead as Hitler on PC. Although midday you'll find some lobby's active.

Game is mechanically great though.

If you level resistance I'm going to hunt you down,
you filth.

I could play this game with my genitalia and I would understand the story better.

Grinding your cavity-filled teeth agaist sandpaper that's been cured with a cheesegrater > Twiddily Fidilly Too

I wish I didn't have to break my hands to be able to use the controls...and I wish the sensitivity wasn't so high....and I iwsh there weren't any ads...I wish the combat system was good.....I wish the motion-blur didn't go halfway across the screen....I wish I could see things....I wish the controller controls actually worked....I wish this game wasn't such crap.

-10,000,000,000,000,000 / 69

Having gravel shot at high speeds out of a PVC pipe directly at your tied up nutsack > Sakura Spirit

Dude....I don't even want to talk about it....but I will.
It's a visual novel.
With one ending.
No choices.
and only fanservice.

0/420 Blazeit

Vindictus > ESO + FFXIV:A Realm Reshitposted

Vindictus isn't like your normal mmo. Nexon is pretty good at making thier mmo's alot different and better than most. (I'm looking at you WoW and Runegape) Unlike most MMO's Vindictus doesn't have this bs HUD that makes you feel like the only enviroment you see is the 2-5 pixels around your avatar. *cough* Perfect World *cough* . It also doesn't do that point-and-click adventure, then key-bind a skill to attack/turn based crap that every other MMO ever made does. So overall the enviroment the game brings forth is a solid 10/10.

As far as visuals go (this is important for an mmo) it's actually really good, and flows well with the combat mechanics of the game. Even on the lowest quality settings it's still a very visually powerful game, and isn't strenous on low-grade PC's. The combat in this game is excellently executed in the fact that it's very timing and reaction based with a large form of combos that you don't need set key-presses for and a small amount of key-binded skills that you can use, so you are able to change your combat-style on a whim. (Which is freaking amazing.)

Lastly, the controls on the gamne are great. You get three options basically. You can use a controller, and set your options to what type of controller you are using so that the game adjusts to your conroller, not you adjust to the game. You can use a two-hand keyboard type controls like some type of filthy casul who doesn't know how to operate buttons on a mouse. Or a mouse and keyboard combination like a sensible human-being. Overall all of these control-styles are great and fit the gameplay style perfectly.

So overall 10/10 game, would reccomend to your mom.

Civilization V > Dota 2
This game is pretty good. I've learned alot from it actually...
Not like hirsory and stuff. I've learned how to muster up the courage to tell a lie.
No matter if you're single-player or multi-player I can promise you at one point, you're going to warm up to some Civ and you're gonna get all buddy-buddy, and then you're gonna stick a big fat nuke in a plane, and you're gonna invite him to a party...
And you're gonna drop bombs, not beats.
10/10 Nuked the heck out of Germany everytime.

Velocibox > Boku no Pico

Now listen...
This game...pretty f***in' hard.
I mean. Dark Souls II² type hard.
But, you get better at it through trial and error.
Don't question it, it just works that way...I dunno how they do it.
I got alot of questions.
Not alot of answers.
9.420/10

0/10
No rims in the Sky