(1/2) Twas a cold, windy night when i met the lad. A chill so deathly it would make your senses pack up and run for the hills was out that night. It was about half past the witching hour, and I was abandoned by my colleagues for a longer night of reveling, one which I had retired from early; newly wedded, my wife awaited my return and a warm embrace. I stood near a dim lamppost, surely past due for decommission, and determined that a carriage would pass by soon enough. The night grew darker still, although the roost would rustle sooner than later.
That is when HE came out of the deep void that now took over the surrounding street, shuffling side to side with a deeply slouched frame, all cloaked in a long black coat. He called himself Steinerbock, and I'm sure he and the proprietor of this page are one and the same. He asked for a match first, before smelling me up and down as if to conceive a friend or enemy. Then nodding quickly at me, he quietly muttered in a deep, guttural tone,

(2/2) probably in some pagan language. At this point of the arrangement, I should have taken my leave to another street corner, but the chill in the air had already taken my senses halfway up the country and through Austria. This is when it happened. I turned for but a moment, glancing desperately past the flurry of snow and for a carriage that did not exist. In this moment, Steinerbock let out a howl, now unclothed from his coat, only a loose loincloth left in it's absence. He beat his chest before jabbering wildly and pushing me down into the snow, then snatching up my briefcase in his mouth, and dashing away on all fours back into the shadows. By god's good grace, I returned home to my wife not but an hour after the incident. But I will never forget it. Even now, when I feel the frigid air creeping through the windowsill, I shudder, thinking that Steinerbock is still out there prowling, lurking in the recess of our world. Be warned, one and all, be warned.

You are so utterly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at counter strike holy moly! please uninstall and sell you PC or whatever you play on, you are the most disappointing player in existence! Dear god I hope you have a meaning in life other than ruining other peoples fun...

luv u <3

Dear ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god get off the game bro, how did you go 0/19 on MIRAGE the easiest map on gods green earth. almost 3k hours and you still cant spray, aim, and throw nades. Go back to kindergarten you brain dead hick. Change your life bro you bum !

playing with this guy right now, if you see this, BAN him IMMEDIATELY. HE IS TERRIBLE.

one more negative comment and i kill myself please dont hurt my feewings

4k hours on rust too lmfaoo go outside much man?

3K HOURS ON CS AND GARBAGE AT DUST2?? LMFAOOOOOOO

let's get married on a candlelit night in the Bahamas

hey...

sandrex hamilton

he is a alien 100%

-rep is a bully and biggoted

Speak of the devil and he shall appear. Was playing Rust with friends and this fat, stinky, no life loser, wojak virgin, happens to be in the same server as me. Ignored it bc he lived across the map. you would NOT believe this but, this fat stinking ♥♥♥ killed me once at small oil with full metal and AK, found where I lived, moved his entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥ base near mine. OKAY. Whatever right? NO. THIS NO LIFE MOMMIES BOY IN THE BASEMENT BUILT EXTERNAL TC'S OUTSIDE MY BASE WITH TURRETS... TURRETS. THIS LOSER TERRORIZES ANYONE HE PLAYS WITH. YOUR DAD HAD TO HAVE LEFT YOU, YOU ARE SOME SORT OF DAMAGED CHILD OR SOMETHING. GET A JOB TOO WHILE YOUR AT IT BECAUSE HE PLAYED FOR 18 HOURS IN ONE SITTING. HE A SOLO TRY HARD WITH 3K HOURS AND STILL DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE THE AK... PATHETIC!!! Again if you ever see this kid in any game with PvE or PvP, Leave. This Kid or adult is a no life who dedicates his life to terrorizing you mentally and making you wanna die. .

guy below me is mad

Never felt more dread playing with this kid in my life, he absolutely ruins games for his own fun and never thinks of others or about the outcome. Its truly unbelievable and astonishing that someone like this can exist, and continue to do this their whole life. If you ever play with him just be warned of the massive amount of mental pain you are to endure; the amount of time you are going to endure the pain, end it quick because he will genuinely ruin your gaming experience.

-rep

gg

+rep hey ducki3

Currently praying on your down fall. Suck it.

sexy

-rep said the only thing he'll stand up for an lgbt user is his penis?? wtf... smile he hit the awp shot tho

+rep, hey nyan cat

Hey you lil' piss baby, you think you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool?
Huh?
You think you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tough?
You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck
Aw, look at those arms
Your arms look so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute
They look like lil' cigarettes
I bet I could smoke you
I could roast you
And then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you" and then I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ghost you

mmmm those cheats tho

-rep, the worst damn player i've ever played with. Stupid HOOOOOOG RIIIDAA Aas looking ass fbbruhg wah t the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep Super Toxic, Racist, homophobic, Yells and Screams the whole game, and is super duper ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ stupid.

+rep Carry’s like 80% of the time and clutches up with any gun. (Awp God)

Very rude, he hurt my feelings alot -rep

this guy is pretty bad not gonna lie

this is Arxtustics Property now

+rep cool ♥♥♥♥♥