CyborgParrot
Rowan   Morayfield, Queensland, Australia
 
 
People accuse me of being arrogant all the time. I'm not arrogant, I'm focused. -Russell Crowe

OldSchool Console Gamer (Dreamcast, N64, PS1/PS2, Xbox,) & Proud member of the PC Gamer Master Race.

I like all my friends, but they'll never be as cool as this guy.

Funny ♥♥♥♥ Below

minmi96: GABEN
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YUSS
minmi96: GABEN
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YUSSS?
minmi96: GABEN
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YUSSS?
minmi96: relax im just messing around with ya XD
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: IKNO
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: IAM ANSZWERING DA QUESTIONZ
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: YU NEET EP3?
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: CALL ME FAT
minmi96: fat
Ze Reel. | Gayben Fatwell.: k delayed

(General_Haze_Alpha): chuck norris conulted with god and black mailed him saying he would tell people of earth what happen at the christmas party in 2001
(General_Haze_Alpha): so god gave him 300 extra years
(General_Haze_Alpha): WIN
Festive Luna ︻デ═一: lol
(General_Haze_Alpha): and a face lift
(General_Haze_Alpha): thats impossible chuck norris is the god
(General_Haze_Alpha): D:
(General_Haze_Alpha): yes i know

SHODAN ︻デ═一™: which do you think is better, cs 1.6, cscz, css, or csgo?
Chris ☭: cscz is pretty good
Chris ☭: theyre all great
Chris ☭: 1.6 is really old school and fun
Chris ☭: same with cscz though i like the SP with challenges
Chris ☭: css is good but i dont play it much
Chris ☭: and csgo is a great modernisation of the series they pulled it off so its pretty old school but also has some aspects of current AAA games

Minmi96 ︻デ═一™: remove kebab!
Turkeysub666: From premases
Turkeysub666: They have no place in Holy Serbia

Minmi96 ︻デ═一™: happy easter!
[98th]Pte.Ripa: happy (deathday jesus) you the one
[98th]Pte.Ripa: who came from planet krypton

[98th]Pte.Ripa: Happy Birthday, Jesus! You were the one comin' to Earth From planet Crypton!
Rollin' out tracks and gettin' it on, like the Wrath of Kahn with Ricardo Montobon!
It rain fishes and loaves on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and the hoes, they said they wanted some mo, but he said HELL NO
Yo I got the flow! You ghost-ridin' the whip! You suckin on my- DING DONG!

Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: hey
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: have you heard of half life 2 survivor?
CECZI: Ye?
CECZI: No
CECZI: Tell me
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: dam
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: its the arcade japanese version of half life 2
CECZI: wtf
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: someone recently ported it to pc
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1281019
CECZI: Looks like some kind of HL2 parody XD
CECZI: idk
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: yeah japanese games are weird
Counter Logic ︻デ═一™: and freaky
CECZI: Totally

Who ever uses the term UMAD is a stupid sack of siberian sheep ♥♥♥♥.
-generalhazealpha

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About Me.
Pretty please read MY PROFILE BEFORE ADDING ME! And please comment why you want to add me just so I know that you're not a Bot or some rando trying to scam me.

Hello my name is Rowan, also known on hundreds of of various online Games and places on the Internet as minmi96 or CyborgParrot, I'm just a Humble Person who likes Video Games (I prefer to play Singleplayer and Cooperative, because usually Multiplayer Games can usually be seriously full of some of the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people imaginable) and Modifications of said Video Games (whether they're Skin Packs, New Levels, or Total Conversions that feel like an entirely new Game), Movies, TV Shows, Cartoons, and Anime-influenced Cartoons (because with a few exceptions, Anime in general is trash).

I also like Modding Games both old and new, and making Videos.

I have a Humble Choice Membership with games available back to February 2022, if you want to trade each other for games let me know.
The rules for this are the games being traded must be almost close to each other in price, and I'll only accept games that have at least a Mostly Positive rating on Steam (the recent reviews must also be Mostly Positive).

List of available Humble Choice games are here (check back here on the 10th day of every month when I get a new batch available): https://pastebin.com/ibKk0mMd

Games I'm currently wanting/looking forward to.
Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart ✓
Robocop: Rogue City ✓
Elden Ring
Kena: Bridge of Spirits
Risk of Rain Returns ✓
Xeno Crisis ✓
The Lost Wild
Compound Fracture
Instinction
Paleophage
Deathground
Echo Point Nova
Starship Troopers: Terran Command
Tchia
ADACA ✓
Atomic Heart
Dismantled Director's Cut
High On Life ✓
Marvel’s Spider-Man + Miles Morales
SPRAWL
The Citadel
Wasteland 2: Director's Cut
STAR WARS Jedi: Survivor
Iron Lung ✓
Jusant
Shadow Gambit: The Cursed Crew
The Sims 3
Phantom Fury
Core Decay
Remnant 2
Viewfinder
Trepang2 ✓
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
The Oregon Trail (2022 Edition)
Dread Delusion ✓
Fida Puti Samurai ✓
Cult of the Lamb
TUNIC
Northern Journey ✓
Scorn ✓
Shadows Over Loathing
Palworld
Enshrouded
Freedom Planet 2
Roots of Pacha
Alone in the Dark 2024
Silent Hill 2 Remake
ABYSS X ZERO
Outcast - A New Beginning
Remorse: The List
Cepheus Protocol
Tormented Souls ✓
Sir, You Are Being Hunted: Reinvented Edition
Hyper Light Breaker
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Madness: Project Nexus
Melody's Escape 2
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chernobyl
Alisia
Instinction
The Invincible
Broken Roads
Tony Hawk's™ Pro Skater™ 1 + 2


I will not automatically add or trade anyone with a Private Profile, Profile Level under 5, or Account that's less than a Year-old unless they Comment why they want to add and Trade with me or be Friends with me.

Also, I will never accept anyone who's been VAC Banned, sorry.

And finally if you earn the right to be my friend, please do not talk about any form of politics with me, talking about politics in the past usually never ended well or escalated to the point where bad things happened to me or other people, as much as I believe that stuff like Cancel Culture, Censorship, and Communism is a disease upon society (and that horrible people from both sides like MarzGurl, Nerdrotic, MisAnthroPony, TheQuartering, YellowFlash2, Synthetic Man, and Zoe Quinn, deserve to die in a fire or at the very least thrown into prison), I want to (in my best interests) remain neutral and heavily distance myself from this sort of stuff from any form of social interaction, digital media, and interactive entertainment, any sort of discussion of politics (whether it's positive or negative) just makes me loose my faith in humanity and fearful of my future.


Other Game Paltform/Social Media Accounts

Discord: CyborgParrot#9030 (Very active on here, feel free to chat with me either here or Steam Chat)
XBOX Live: CyborgParrot96 (Not very active on my XBOX One, usually play on it when I invite friends over to my home).
GameJolt: CyborgParrot
GameRanger: minmi96
GOG Galaxy: minmi96 (Also active a lot of the time here)
Origin: minmi96 (barely use that)
UPlay: minmi96
BattleLog: CyborgParrot
Battle.net : CyborgParrot#1822 (Diablo 2 and Starcraft 2 I frequently play, Overwatch I play whenever)

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_djbnE8Ze_7YP083RguLng
Twitter Profile: https://twitter.com/RWaltho

Favorite FPS Games
Half-Life (preferably HL1 and OP4 EXP)
Doom (old and new)
Bioshock (1 & 2)
Halo (CE to 4)
FEAR (1st one and Extraction Point EXP)
Quake 1, 2, 4, and Quake Wars
The Darkness 1 & 2
Prey (2006 OG and 2017 Reboot)
Marathon trilogy
Titanfall 2
Carnivores (C2/Dinosaur Hunter and Ice Age Mobile version)
Alien Trilogy and Aliens Versus Predator series
Team Fortress 2
Far Cry (Instincts up to FC4/Primal)
Crysis trilogy
STALKER trilogy
Battlefield (1942 to BF1) & Star Wars Battlefront 1 & 2 (originals OFC, not the new ones by EA)
Rainbow Six 3 and Rainbow Six Vegas 1 & 2
Goldeneye 007, Perfect Dark, and Timesplitters 2 + Future Perfect
Turok 1, 2, & 3
Metro trilogy
Unreal and Unreal Tournament (UT99 and UT2004)
Build Engine Holy Quaternity (Duke Nukem 3D, Shadow Warrior, Blood, Ion Fury)
Medal of Honor PS1, Underground, and Allied Assault
Wolfenstein (RTCW to TNO/TOB)


Favorite Non-FPS Action Games
Grand Theft Auto (GTA3, Vice City, San Andreas, GTA4, GTAV)
Resident Evil 4 (original and remake)
Hades
Tomb Raider (1 - 3, Legend, Anniversary, Underworld)
Max Payne (1, 2, & 3)
Dead Cells
God of War 2018 + Ragnarok
Red Dead Redemption 1 & 2
Batman Arkham series
Risk of Rain 2
Monster Hunter World
Devil May Cry 5 & Bayonetta
Gears of War (1 to 4)
Just Cause 2
Nuclear Throne
Prince of Persia (The Sands of Time, Warrior Within, The Two Thrones)
Middle Earth Shadow of Mordor + Shadow of War
Control
Saints Row (1, 2, 3, & 4).
Assassins Creed (2, Bortherhood, Revelations, Black Flag, Syndicate, Origins, Odyssey)
Darksiders series
Vanquish
Binary Domain
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
Marvel's Spider-Man


Favorite RPG Games
Elder Scrolls (Daggerfall, Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim)
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
Dragon Age series
Mass Effect series
Wizardry 8
Diablo 1 & 2
Titan Quest
Torchlight 2
Grim Dawn
Path Of Exile
Gothic series
Anachronox
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
Deus Ex series (DX1, Invisible War, Human Revolution, Mankind Divided)
System Shock 1 & 2
Fallout 3, New Vegas, and Fallout 4
Kenshi
Darkest Dungeon
Mount & Blade Warband
Shadowrun Returns, Shadowrun: Dragonfall, & Shadowrun: Hong Kong
Legend Of Grimrock 2
Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic 1 & 2
Monster Hunter: World
Dungeon Siege


Favorite Strategy Games
Age of Empires 1, 2, and 3 + Age of Mythology
Command and Conquer (from Red Alert/Tiberian Dawn up to Red Alert 3/Tiberian Wars)
Rise of Nations & Rise of Legends
The Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth 1 & 2
Heroes of Might & Magic 2, 3, 4, and 5
Homeworld & Homeworld 2: Deserts of Kharak
XCOM Enemy Unknown and XCOM 2
Northgard
The Settlers 2, 3, and 4
Bloons TD6
Pikmin series
Kingdom Rush series + Iron Marines
Impossible Creatures
Paraworld
Populous: The Beginning
Starcraft 1 & 2
Total War series (Rome, Empire, Medieval II, Shogun 2, Warhammer 2)
Company of Heroes
Warhammer 40k Dawn of War 1 & 2
Warcraft 2 & 3
War Front: Turning Point
Black & White 1 + 2
Civilization 4 & 5
Halo Wars 1 & 2
Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds + Star Wars: Empire at War
Total Annihilation & Supreme Commander
Dune 2 + Dune 2000
Sins of a Solar Empire
Reus + Reus 2
Against the Storm

I had common tendency to change my Username and Avatar, so if you forgot who I am please read through this list of my past Usernames (no particular order).

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✞Dutu✞ 29 Nov @ 1:33am 
+rep ✞ Jov 22:21 Romans 10:9-10 ✞ God loves you! For more questions ask me!
CyborgParrot 28 Oct @ 1:50am 
@willabuster

Haha cheers mate. :)
BTW I've started working on a follow-up to it.
willabuster 27 Oct @ 5:41pm 
Based anti grifter, also that Bug Fortress video has me howling
CyborgParrot 18 Sep @ 5:21am 
@Tenn

Yeah sure, it's been a while since I checked it, but I'll update my list to show you what else I've got.

Everything from April 2022 to now is valid still in case you're wondering.
Tenn 18 Sep @ 1:53am 
Hey, I have been checking indiegala steam group on steam and have seen your account, added you to trade some humble bundle extras, maybe fanatical stuff, I can offer some games from your wishlist for a few old bundled games I am looking for
john freak 8 Sep @ 8:39pm 
wanna play a game my dude in the least gayest way possible 100% no ♥♥♥♥