Recent reviews by Mild Blobfish

Coming from someone who loves Bethesda Games to the point where talking about how dank they are makes me moist, Here is my review. The sentence has never been so true "Fallout is Skyrim with guns. Bethesda started this right after Skyrim and you can see that shine through. They have taken out elements from previous Fallout games as well which if you are acustom to may make you sad. They have taken out traits such as lockpicking and barter but have made up for that with the perks. They realized in F3 that Dogmeat was the best part so they give her (yes its a her check fallout 3 puppies perk) to you right away. They try to bring back multiple endings but even when you feel like you have choice in the long run... not really. At this point in Bethesdas Fallout franchise you have to mod it to enjoy it.

Story - 2/5
Music - 5/5
Gameplay - 3/5
Graphics - 3/5
Overall - 6.5/10

This game won Game of the year for a reason. This timeless classic has you wanting more with the 4 DLC's to expand the wastes, epic replayability as you search for new items each time, and hundreds of ways to customize your gameplay through skills and more.

Story - 4/5
Music - 5/5
Gameplay - 4/5
Graphics - 5/5
Overall - 9/10

Dylatov Pass was a real inncident which happened Feb 2. 1959 which this game is based around. However here are the facts. If you are getting this game to learn about the Inncident which occured then do remember that you will be experiencing one persons opion of what happened to the campers. The game is very immersive, the graphics are stunning and the music is spectacular (reccomend purchasing the OST). The cons are generally the same with most horror games. When you experience "the scare" once, you will become less frightened time after time again. Now am i saying that is bad, no. I like this game, can't play it alone.

Story - 2/5
Music - 5/5
Gameplay - 2/5
Graphics - 5/5
Overall - 7/10

If you need a game to play while you wait for your friend to pick you up for dinner, but don't want to dive head first into Fallout or have time for a full out CSGO comp game, I reccomend getting Party Hard. Sit back and stab following the story of Mr.West as he tells the story and tries to solve the mystery. Anyway the gameplay is smooth and pixel graphic is unique, ontop of that the music is to die for (no pun intended) and makes me wish I could get it. Each time you play the items randomize to a point where different items will spawn as well as people and some "queues" to kill people with. It definetly feels like a game I could relaxinly play. Worded the best from a fellow reviewer: "This game is like calm and cunning younger brother of Hotline miami, Yet equally Sociopathic."

Story - 3/5
Music - 4/5
Gameplay - 3/5
Graphics - 4/5
Overall - 7/10

An exciting addition to the Splinter Cell franchise, and personally my favorite of the "new" splinter cells (anything after double agent). With the single player action and customizability as well as ranging difficulites and dymanic missions, this game sadly does not have much replayability in the single player campaign. When it comes to the multiplayer however, its awesome to put yourself in the mindless gaurd drones trying to find the spies, when they come out of nowhere and slice your throat. Interesting none the less. To sum it up, easy and fun to play, dynamic and plentiful options, no replayability

Story - 3/5
Music - 2/5
Gameplay - 4/5
Graphics - 4/5
Overall - 6.5/10

[Pre-Release Review]
Canada is the harest wasteland to survive in for this game. If you enjoy realistic survival having to deal with food, water, sleep, warmth, repairing things, etc... then this is for you. The game is constantly being updated which add new dymanic content for the adventureres hearts content. The story mode has yet to be added; however the sandbox mode so far is overly enjoyable. Set up a camp, explore and survive fighting nail and tooth for suvival against Canada's wilderness.

Story - 3/5
Music - 3/5
Gameplay - 4/5
Graphics - 4/5
Overall - 7/10

A stellar survival game drops you into an unknown planet only to face the fear of being stranded, having to look for food and trying not to be eaten in this desolate water covered planet. Tons of additional features are always being added to improve the gameplay, crafting, resource collection, transportation, terrain, building, story and large creatues that will eat you and everyone you love.

Story - 4/5
Music - 5/5
Gameplay - 4/5
Graphics - 3/5
Overall - 8/10

Monotonous killings, and only a few ways to do so makes this game rather lackluster. After waking up and seeing old Satan himself telling a 10 year to go do the dirty deeds is entertaining in itself. Sadly after trying to sneak to kill someone It is dissapointing to be caught by your mom who scholds you and tells you to march right back to bed. If there were more customization options then the linear story and powers this might have done amazingly.

Story - 1/5
Music - 1/5
Gameplay - 2/5
Graphics - 4/5
Overall - 4/10

A relaxing way to watch little ants bow to your $40 hamburgers and 3 year wait lines. Only to leave and buy a $300 hat and $1.90 to take a piss. Build rollercoasters that goes hurtling into a lion pen. But in all seriousness, a cult classic and great addition to the RollerCoaster Tycoon series. The platinum edition comes with all the DLC which adds amazing new coasters, stalls and customization options.
8.5 / 10

An unusually realistic WWII plane simulator allows you to fly historic planes with 100 percent accurate sounds. The trailers make you feel like a badass. The sadness ensues remembering that people fought like this, for our countries and really with the realism of the game it brings up emotional ♥♥♥♥ for me, so honeslty be careful. Other then that is entertaining, emmersive and amazingly created.
8 / 10