Once upon a time, there was a spoiled ass brat named hafiz who got whatever he wanted. Instead of doing homework, he played counter-strike global offensive. He played so much that he reached Legendary Eagle Master. He got cocky as ♥♥♥♥ and decided to play non-prime matchmaking to see which scrubs he could defeat. Unfortunately, he lost all those matches and deranked to DMG. He got triggered and quit his account, leaving all his sweet skins behind. He set up a new account to smash silvers, but found that he played no better than a silver elite. He bought a bunch of skins to boost his self esteem, and, for a while, he played pretty well. Then, his items got stolen after being lured to a shady gambling site, and from then on he wallowed in despair. He got a few skins, but found that his aim was like a potato and his sprays were like jizz on the wall. He got cocky again and decided to 1v1 his best friend, sean. He lost - hard. And so he crawled into his closet and watched hours and hours of idubbbz being racist. Once he came out of the closet, he declared himself gay, and sexually identfied as an AH-64 attack helicopter. His life was never the same again.