Was wondering if you'd like to purchase some catalytic converters from me. Fully legit and above board. Give me a ring.

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im born to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend and you're awful

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get off my profile

tf2center is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes tf2center.

Mikemat is a twink

Mikemat is a twink

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if i wasn't broke
would you spend more time with me like you said you'd do?
tell me what i'm supposed to do
cause the only thing i need is to be loved, by you.

I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 😎. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol' race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist . I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist.

*DEAD* Police Officer Doge : i dunno if god listens to sinners
*DEAD* Lag Switch : their feet glows when they teleport it aint hard
*DEAD* Police Officer Doge : but i pray that mkmt dies alone from aids

i love u

Happy birthday

* All:*

The allied forces have asked us to,

Disclose our Axis war crimes to you

We were bad, but now we lost

We’re sorry for causing the Holocaust

We have provide our unrestricted

records after we were convicted

We’re not here, to start more trouble

We’re legally required to do the axis member shuffle

*Mussolini:*

I'm Mussolini and I'll refrain,

from invading my neighboring countries again.

What I did was not too kind,

but I'm a nice guy you'll come to find.

I got a nice country and a villa in Rome.

Yall should come over for a bottle of coke.

We could make some Pizza, as a postwar mender.

But do keep in mind that I'm an Axis member.

*Hirohito:*

Hirohito is my name,

my Pearl Harbour bombing is what brought me fame.

But there's much more to know about me,

I love to commit atrocities.

I shoot and slash right through Nanjing,

just grab my sword and watch me swing.

But I can't rape until December,

till then I'm just an Axis member

*Hitler:*

Adolf Hitler, dropping rhymes.

I've been denounced 70 times.

I know that sounds like a lot,

but 3 of those times were for invading Poland.

I feel real bad, that I lost.

Might shoot myself, probably not.

I'm not here to make pretenses,

I'm here for my war crime defences.

*Vidkun Quisling:*

I'm Vidkun Quisling, I'm number one!

Not apologizing for what I've done

In case you're wondering what that was

I snuck into parliament and...

[Static]

...Cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the axis member shuffle

*Eva Braun:*

Hey everybody, it's Eva Braun.

Proving girls can too be Krauts.

And by that i mean be a fascist.

Wasn't worth it. Now i'm ashes.

You won't find me trying to fix this blunder,

cause i commited suicide in Hitler's bunker.

I'm not here, to cause a Holocaust.

I am here because the Axis powers lost.

*Ante Pavelic:*

Last name Pavelic, first name Ante.

I'm moving in somewhere in South America

Not as a croatian, but a hidden man

If you want to kill me, you likely can

The last thing i want is any trouble

I've learned my lesson from the Axis Member Shuffle

*Werner von Braun:*

I'm the man they call Werner von Braun

They Said that I didn't have to show my face

America took me for my technology

If it doesn't work they will unblur me

I'm not the war criminal Werner von Braun

That was a different Werner von Braun

I'm not here to be my own defender

I'm here because I'm possibly an Axis member

*Risto Ryti:*

Okay real quick I am not like these people. I only temporarily align with them to fight off the Soviets, who are the only witnesses, and they were trying to take Karelia and...

(Guard approaches with shotgun)

I'm not here to pack my duffle, I'm just here to do the axis member shuffle...

*All:*

The allied forces have asked us to,

Disclose our Axis war crimes to you

We were bad, but now we lost

We’re sorry for causing the Holocaust

We have provide our unrestricted

records after we were convicted

We’re not here, to start more trouble

We’re legally required to do the axis member shuffle

-rep q'ing with cheaters

Happy birthday

super civic manlet

birthday

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

[16:58:30] mike unmuted and undeafened by mike.

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday

happy birthday

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

happy birthday

happy birthday

happy birthday

more like ur mom’s ass lmfao i hit that ♥♥♥♥ from behind so hard she thought an earthquake hit the area and then i flipped her over and got up in that as we looked into each others eyes lovingly cus you know im clean w the mjssionary hehehehehe especially bc then i can see her moan hehe you know they actually call me the animal bc how long mah dong is and you can bet youre left nut i can use that ♥♥♥♥ just like i used it last night when i nuttd in ur mum lmao dont be surprised if you have a new brother in a 9 months hehehehehe

Stuart Little Fact #23:

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate stuart little i would kill him with my bare hands god i hate him so much im shaking with rage right now ♥♥♥♥

is that a manlet

[00:27:42] (Channel) KaiKiDeiShu: like cars beer and life
[00:27:45] (Channel) KaiKiDeiShu: hate life

now see if any one of you were put in the same position you would act the exact same, you work all day in the sun and come back set up ur own server you spend 7$ a month on and sit there for 20 mins for neither your team or the enemy team to show up. and then 10 mins past the scrim time you get connect info and ur team finally starts showing up then you find out its a rented server and everyones ping spikes to 300 3 times during the game then before the game is even over while playing a map thats in the top3 bans for 80% of teams (product) they start leaving and dont even play your map which in DM's they said they would play after. its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, any team that cant show up on time to their own server and leaves before playing the other map deserves to be called out.

if you guys want this community to be a like big family like everyone else says about this game and others its about time people started acting like it. so when uncle bob feels up little sally you dont say its ok and when cousin jim steals 100$ out of ur wallet/purse he needs more then a slap on the hand.
(tldr)
teams should be called out for baiting scrims/maps for no reason, it shouldnt be swept under the carpet.
if you want this game to grow and be more professional, then act like it and not like 10 year olds with adhd.

teddy bear mikemat

Hi

12:16 AM - Slicerogue: no mike

ur bad kid, sorry, maybe next time

ur bad kid, sorry, maybe next time

[01:37:52] (Channel) KaiKiDeiShu: ♥♥♥♥ a doddle do ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep repeatedly sticky trapped spawn

8:24 PM - ᵏ ᵃ ᶥ ᵏ ᶥ: what do u call it when u hit bandwith limit of chromosomes

Okay, think about it like this; people are made up of atoms, and when you die your atoms go off and become other things. This means that every girl would most likely be made up of atoms that were once in a dude, so if you bang her you are technically banging a dude, and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.

ESEA is fascist