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shm 14.7.2021 klo 9.17 
Was wondering if you'd like to purchase some catalytic converters from me. Fully legit and above board. Give me a ring.
ebcycle 9.5.2021 klo 18.47 
♥♥♥
reno 26.4.2021 klo 10.44 
Main Manlet
vin 4.3.2021 klo 21.33 
im born to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend and you're awful
ebcycle 29.12.2020 klo 22.43 
Aidankaatajat eli heidän jälkeensä vedenpaisumus
reno 6.10.2020 klo 21.01 
get off my profile
XX_DNS_XX mój 11.7.2020 klo 1.24 
tf2center is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes tf2center.
ebcycle 5.7.2020 klo 23.41 
Mikemat is a twink
Mockingbird 5.7.2020 klo 21.20 
Mikemat is a twink
ebcycle 15.3.2020 klo 20.50 
ree
shm 22.2.2020 klo 17.05 
if i wasn't broke
would you spend more time with me like you said you'd do?
tell me what i'm supposed to do
cause the only thing i need is to be loved, by you.
Mockingbird 7.12.2019 klo 9.10 
I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 😎. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol' race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist . I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist.
riceprince 22.11.2019 klo 20.36 
*DEAD* Police Officer Doge : i dunno if god listens to sinners
*DEAD* Lag Switch : their feet glows when they teleport it aint hard
*DEAD* Police Officer Doge : but i pray that mkmt dies alone from aids
ebcycle 12.11.2019 klo 17.57 
i love u
ThorEatsWorms 30.10.2019 klo 22.05 
Happy birthday
Mockingbird 30.10.2019 klo 22.04 
* All:*

The allied forces have asked us to,

Disclose our Axis war crimes to you

We were bad, but now we lost

We’re sorry for causing the Holocaust

We have provide our unrestricted

records after we were convicted

We’re not here, to start more trouble

We’re legally required to do the axis member shuffle
Mockingbird 30.10.2019 klo 22.04 
*Mussolini:*

I'm Mussolini and I'll refrain,

from invading my neighboring countries again.

What I did was not too kind,

but I'm a nice guy you'll come to find.

I got a nice country and a villa in Rome.

Yall should come over for a bottle of coke.

We could make some Pizza, as a postwar mender.

But do keep in mind that I'm an Axis member.

*Hirohito:*

Hirohito is my name,

my Pearl Harbour bombing is what brought me fame.

But there's much more to know about me,

I love to commit atrocities.

I shoot and slash right through Nanjing,

just grab my sword and watch me swing.

But I can't rape until December,

till then I'm just an Axis member

*Hitler:*

Adolf Hitler, dropping rhymes.

I've been denounced 70 times.

I know that sounds like a lot,

but 3 of those times were for invading Poland.

I feel real bad, that I lost.

Might shoot myself, probably not.

I'm not here to make pretenses,

I'm here for my war crime defences.
Mockingbird 30.10.2019 klo 22.03 
*Vidkun Quisling:*

I'm Vidkun Quisling, I'm number one!

Not apologizing for what I've done

In case you're wondering what that was

I snuck into parliament and...

[Static]

...Cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the axis member shuffle

*Eva Braun:*

Hey everybody, it's Eva Braun.

Proving girls can too be Krauts.

And by that i mean be a fascist.

Wasn't worth it. Now i'm ashes.

You won't find me trying to fix this blunder,

cause i commited suicide in Hitler's bunker.

I'm not here, to cause a Holocaust.

I am here because the Axis powers lost.

*Ante Pavelic:*

Last name Pavelic, first name Ante.

I'm moving in somewhere in South America

Not as a croatian, but a hidden man

If you want to kill me, you likely can

The last thing i want is any trouble

I've learned my lesson from the Axis Member Shuffle
Mockingbird 30.10.2019 klo 22.02 
*Werner von Braun:*

I'm the man they call Werner von Braun

They Said that I didn't have to show my face

America took me for my technology

If it doesn't work they will unblur me

I'm not the war criminal Werner von Braun

That was a different Werner von Braun

I'm not here to be my own defender

I'm here because I'm possibly an Axis member

*Risto Ryti:*

Okay real quick I am not like these people. I only temporarily align with them to fight off the Soviets, who are the only witnesses, and they were trying to take Karelia and...

(Guard approaches with shotgun)

I'm not here to pack my duffle, I'm just here to do the axis member shuffle...

*All:*

The allied forces have asked us to,

Disclose our Axis war crimes to you

We were bad, but now we lost

We’re sorry for causing the Holocaust

We have provide our unrestricted

records after we were convicted

We’re not here, to start more trouble

We’re legally required to do the axis member shuffle
swivel 26.7.2019 klo 21.35 
-rep q'ing with cheaters
ThorEatsWorms 14.4.2019 klo 9.38 
Happy birthday
riceprince 13.4.2019 klo 21.24 
super civic manlet
brotein` 18.3.2019 klo 3.41 
birthday
ThorEatsWorms 10.3.2019 klo 10.23 
Happy birthday
ebcycle 9.3.2019 klo 17.11 
Happy birthday
riceprince 5.3.2019 klo 13.58 
[16:58:30] mike unmuted and undeafened by mike.
ThorEatsWorms 8.1.2019 klo 10.31 
Happy Birthday
Mockingbird 5.1.2019 klo 19.36 
Happy birthday
grape juice -rng 25.12.2018 klo 15.09 
happy birthday
ThorEatsWorms 25.12.2018 klo 15.04 
Merry Christmas
ebcycle 25.12.2018 klo 14.57 
Merry Christmas
grape juice -rng 30.11.2018 klo 9.33 
happy birthday
ThorEatsWorms 24.11.2018 klo 14.05 
happy birthday
ebcycle 24.11.2018 klo 11.17 
happy birthday
ebcycle 8.11.2018 klo 20.42 
more like ur mom’s ass lmfao i hit that ♥♥♥♥ from behind so hard she thought an earthquake hit the area and then i flipped her over and got up in that as we looked into each others eyes lovingly cus you know im clean w the mjssionary hehehehehe especially bc then i can see her moan hehe you know they actually call me the animal bc how long mah dong is and you can bet youre left nut i can use that ♥♥♥♥ just like i used it last night when i nuttd in ur mum lmao dont be surprised if you have a new brother in a 9 months hehehehehe
ThorEatsWorms 24.10.2018 klo 21.24 
Stuart Little Fact #23:

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate stuart little i would kill him with my bare hands god i hate him so much im shaking with rage right now ♥♥♥♥
reno 18.10.2018 klo 18.21 
is that a manlet
riceprince 5.10.2018 klo 21.28 
[00:27:42] (Channel) KaiKiDeiShu: like cars beer and life
[00:27:45] (Channel) KaiKiDeiShu: hate life
ebcycle 20.9.2018 klo 19.17 
now see if any one of you were put in the same position you would act the exact same, you work all day in the sun and come back set up ur own server you spend 7$ a month on and sit there for 20 mins for neither your team or the enemy team to show up. and then 10 mins past the scrim time you get connect info and ur team finally starts showing up then you find out its a rented server and everyones ping spikes to 300 3 times during the game then before the game is even over while playing a map thats in the top3 bans for 80% of teams (product) they start leaving and dont even play your map which in DM's they said they would play after. its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, any team that cant show up on time to their own server and leaves before playing the other map deserves to be called out.
ebcycle 20.9.2018 klo 19.17 
if you guys want this community to be a like big family like everyone else says about this game and others its about time people started acting like it. so when uncle bob feels up little sally you dont say its ok and when cousin jim steals 100$ out of ur wallet/purse he needs more then a slap on the hand.
(tldr)
teams should be called out for baiting scrims/maps for no reason, it shouldnt be swept under the carpet.
if you want this game to grow and be more professional, then act like it and not like 10 year olds with adhd.
k :) 8.9.2018 klo 17.44 
teddy bear mikemat
Spades Slick♠ 23.8.2018 klo 10.12 
Hi
riceprince 20.6.2018 klo 21.16 
12:16 AM - Slicerogue: no mike
ether 13.6.2018 klo 15.04 
ur bad kid, sorry, maybe next time
Bank Robber 12.5.2018 klo 23.18 
ur bad kid, sorry, maybe next time
riceprince 26.4.2018 klo 22.38 
[01:37:52] (Channel) KaiKiDeiShu: ♥♥♥♥ a doddle do ♥♥♥♥♥
strangr 15.4.2018 klo 23.25 
-rep repeatedly sticky trapped spawn
riceprince 13.3.2018 klo 17.24 
8:24 PM - ᵏ ᵃ ᶥ ᵏ ᶥ: what do u call it when u hit bandwith limit of chromosomes
riceprince 11.3.2018 klo 19.04 
Okay, think about it like this; people are made up of atoms, and when you die your atoms go off and become other things. This means that every girl would most likely be made up of atoms that were once in a dude, so if you bang her you are technically banging a dude, and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.
ether 11.2.2018 klo 11.38 
ESEA is fascist