This doesn't really bother me but at random points throughout the day, usually 3 or 4 times mike will just stop whatever he's doing a jerk off on the spot. For example earlier today he jerked off on the coach and just came all over it and left it there. When I asked him to clean it up he was like "in a minute" in a tone like I was his mom.

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Mikey needs a quieter keyboard, I can hear it from down the road

Holy ♥♥♥♥ mechanical keyboards are the ♥♥♥♥.