You be squirting? Is it real wet? Is it creamy? Do it grip the meat? Do it clap? It be squishy? What color is the inside? Is it pink? How many fingers you use? You be moaning? Do it stink a lil? Do it got flaps? Is it tight? What it smell like? Can i taste? It be dripping? Can you send it in a bottle? It got a stench? Is it warm? Do da tampon get stuck? Is it fat? Is it sticky? Do it clap? Is it black or white? Is it slimey?

do it squirt

do it fart

hoe ass

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