Birch trees popping red flowers it's like mother nature's pixelated garden party look I'm gardening sneaking under leaves it's stealth mode me aha pretty flowers gonna make a fancy bouquet swinging axe another tree bites the dust ah fresh air and deforestation that's my kinda day creeping under canopies giant birch sheep wool tactic camouflage or nature's Minecraft prank absolutely hilarious crafting ninja I've struck white gold wool for days whoo sneaky birch playing hide and seek peekablock love me some hidden gems in this leafy wonderland Bumbling through brush my botanical escapade continues snagged on leaves but hey more crafting supplies jackpot maze of trees I'm lost joking Minecraft pros never get lost or do they adventure tweaks

WHOA MAMA HOLY SHI- *steam shoots out of ears, hat flies off head, eyes pop 3 feet out of socket* HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOGA *tongue rolls out of mouth down to the floor, jaw falls off, a small humanoid mouse puts a carjack under the jaw and starts cranking it back up to my face* I UH, I UH, I UH I AAAAAAAAAAHH *eyes roll like a slot machine and land on hearts, falls backwards onto a trampoline that bounces me back up, heart beats out of chest but catch it and put it back in" --
*pulls a comb out and slicks hair back, adjusts bowtie, rolls tongue back up*
"{Ahem} M'lady, *tips hat* it's a pleasure to meet you."

i beat a child today. he was staring at my wife's 1/3 lb burger (thats 151 grams) and i couldnt stand that type of behaviour. everything turned red and i channelled my inner bull and immediately picked up the nearest object (brick) and threw it at him (child). i cant lie when i say aim labs doesnt help because i aimed for his head and ended up hitting his mother instead. as a last resort i rolled up the short sleeves on my t shirt and started to make my way towards him. i can say with utmost confidence that the outcome was much like how everyone wanted the logan vs tyson fight, where in a perfect world the child was logan and i was tyson. anyways, you may not hear from me from a while since i didnt beat his mom only bricked her.

me when woods wished me happy halloween on oct 25th, 2024
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Jov 22:21 Romans 10:9-10 ✞ God loves you! For more questions ask me!