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3.4 hrs last two weeks / 1,182.8 hrs on record (123.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Jan, 2016 @ 10:00am

>see German airplane tree
>wehraboo
>noice! i can finally get to rek russians with-
>ju87
>dual 20mm guns everywhere
>meanwhile brits have 2x40mm and russians 6x20mm
>adapt, survive, win
>then ground forces come out
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! i can rape everyone with panze-
>paper thin armor potato launcher
>adapt, survive, win. learn to kill ruskies
>suddenly british tanks come out
>made of solid tea from Dover and shells made of african ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tears
>i nearly quit
>i learn the ammo rack spots
>noice, now i can play
>look again at the german tank tree
>its like 6 PzIVs
>like 5 PzIIIs
>decent tanks are t3+
>well i can still have fun
>jump on PzIII tree cause tiger tank
>see t34
>shoot like 5 times in memorized ammo rack spots without much armor
>only one penetrates and wounds the loader slightly
>it turns around
>literally 360 noscopes me
>one hit kill
>i alt tab and get on steam
>i write an ironic rant on WT

10/10 would play as Germans again.
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