lying is what i'm best at, but truth is i'm not very good at being honest; my truest tales sound the most like lies.

Information about me:
Favorite food: Drywall (I love the crunch)
Favorite country: Ohio
Favorite game: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (1993)
Favorite show: Two piece (sequel to One Piece)


hey there everyone, i'm canadian and therefore i am physically incapable of seeing maple syrup without bathing my body head to toe in it. if i catch you with maple syrup i am going to come for you, and you will go from an individual who has maple syrup to an individual who does not have maple syrup.

tangentially i collect funko pops. i love funko pops i've spent so much money on funko pops i have every single one