POOT Comments first. If I find you in-game and your profile is not private, I'll accept it. No Lollygaggin', No begging me for free items.
"I find random friend requests in my profile, and I'm going to block it off"

FAQs:

Q: Hello there
A: GENERAL KENOBI!

Q: hey there, just wanna...
A: STAY BACK

Q: what's your rig?
A: im poor ;_;

Q: WHY U SO NOOB!? >:(
A: because I dont use hacks, only organic skill

Q: hello winner u just win free KARAMBIT DOPLAR! ALL U NEED to do is login into this totallynotascamsite.com and claim your prize!
A: fo'k off ffs

Q: Are you weeb?
A: No
Q: Do you watch anime?
A: Yes, sometimes, and I dont watch one of those craps pedos are obsessed with
Q: If ur not a weeb and didn't watch one of those "craps pedos are obsessed with", why tf did you own a weeb game that pedos are obsessed with?
A: I got those free and I have no interest to play them since I just want to add a +1 into my game collection for that "x games owned" steam badge

Q: YOU CHEAT/YOU HOST BOTS!
A: yeah.. that's what I get when you triggered a gang of script kiddies so they cheat/host bots under my name